Nice little upset statement about tennessee

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Then you have Florida and Tennessee -- teams with a lot of preseason questions. Tennessee is right where we kind of thought it would be right now, with the rebuilt defensive line outperforming the rebuilt offensive line. But quarterback Justin Worley has been impressive through two weeks, and this team has "upset" written all over it.

Win in Columbia a must for Georgia - SEC Blog - ESPN
 
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What a bunch of BS! NONE of them picked UT to handle USU or for Worley to play that well.
 
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Nobody holds these hack predictors accountable.

They just pull **** out of their ass every week and people eat it up.

Unbelievable.
 
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I was a lifelong Vol Fan.
I loved Butch Jones so much, I had all the Tennessee merchandise signed by him.
I pray to Butch every night, for the new life he has given Tennessee.
"Butch is love" I say. "Butch is life".
My Florida fan friend hears me and calls me a loser.
I knew he was jealous of Tennessee having Butch as a Head Coach.
I call him a Gator.
He punches me and tells me to go to sleep.
I'm crying now, and my face hurts.
I lay in bed. It's really cold.
A warmth moves towards me.
It's Butch.
I am so happy.
He whispers in my ear, "Florida is going down".
My friend walks in.
Butch looks him straight in the eye and says, "I drained your Swamp".
Butch leaves through my window.
Butch is love, Butch is life.
 
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Catbone said:
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I was a lifelong Vol Fan.
I loved Butch Jones so much, I had all the Tennessee merchandise signed by him.
I pray to Butch every night, for the new life he has given Tennessee.
"Butch is love" I say. "Butch is life".
My Florida fan friend hears me and calls me a loser.
I knew he was jealous of Tennessee having Butch as a Head Coach.
I call him a Gator.
He punches me and tells me to go to sleep.
I'm crying now, and my face hurts.
I lay in bed. It's really cold.
A warmth moves towards me.
It's Butch.
I am so happy.
He whispers in my ear, "Florida is going down".
My friend walks in.
Butch looks him straight in the eye and says, "I drained your Swamp".
Butch leaves through my window.
Butch is love, Butch is life.
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Did you hire woodsmanvol as a ghost writer?

Haven't seen him in months actually. Are you him, is he you? Are you the Walrus?

Finkel is Einhorn.

Go Vols
 
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Catbone said:
20130420_krg_bs1_025.0_standard_730.0.jpg

I was a lifelong Vol Fan.
I loved Butch Jones so much, I had all the Tennessee merchandise signed by him.
I pray to Butch every night, for the new life he has given Tennessee.
"Butch is love" I say. "Butch is life".
My Florida fan friend hears me and calls me a loser.
I knew he was jealous of Tennessee having Butch as a Head Coach.
I call him a Gator.
He punches me and tells me to go to sleep.
I'm crying now, and my face hurts.
I lay in bed. It's really cold.
A warmth moves towards me.
It's Butch.
I am so happy.
He whispers in my ear, "Florida is going down".
My friend walks in.
Butch looks him straight in the eye and says, "I drained your Swamp".
Butch leaves through my window.
Butch is love, Butch is life.
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The addition of the picture really adds to the post... nicely done.
 
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Catbone said:
20130420_krg_bs1_025.0_standard_730.0.jpg

I was a lifelong Vol Fan.
I loved Butch Jones so much, I had all the Tennessee merchandise signed by him.
I pray to Butch every night, for the new life he has given Tennessee.
"Butch is love" I say. "Butch is life".
My Florida fan friend hears me and calls me a loser.
I knew he was jealous of Tennessee having Butch as a Head Coach.
I call him a Gator.
He punches me and tells me to go to sleep.
I'm crying now, and my face hurts.
I lay in bed. It's really cold.
A warmth moves towards me.
It's Butch.
I am so happy.
He whispers in my ear, "Florida is going down".
My friend walks in.
Butch looks him straight in the eye and says, "I drained your Swamp".
Butch leaves through my window.
Butch is love, Butch is life.
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This made me laugh until I cried. Although that "drain your swamp" thing seems like it could be a double entendre.
 
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Catbone said:
20130420_krg_bs1_025.0_standard_730.0.jpg

I was a lifelong Vol Fan.
I loved Butch Jones so much, I had all the Tennessee merchandise signed by him.
I pray to Butch every night, for the new life he has given Tennessee.
"Butch is love" I say. "Butch is life".
My Florida fan friend hears me and calls me a loser.
I knew he was jealous of Tennessee having Butch as a Head Coach.
I call him a Gator.
He punches me and tells me to go to sleep.
I'm crying now, and my face hurts.
I lay in bed. It's really cold.
A warmth moves towards me.
It's Butch.
I am so happy.
He whispers in my ear, "Florida is going down".
My friend walks in.
Butch looks him straight in the eye and says, "I drained your Swamp".
Butch leaves through my window.
Butch is love, Butch is life.
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You stole this from 4chan......but nice changes though or else it would have been really creepy
 
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Catbone said:
20130420_krg_bs1_025.0_standard_730.0.jpg

I was a lifelong Vol Fan.
I loved Butch Jones so much, I had all the Tennessee merchandise signed by him.
I pray to Butch every night, for the new life he has given Tennessee.
"Butch is love" I say. "Butch is life".
My Florida fan friend hears me and calls me a loser.
I knew he was jealous of Tennessee having Butch as a Head Coach.
I call him a Gator.
He punches me and tells me to go to sleep.
I'm crying now, and my face hurts.
I lay in bed. It's really cold.
A warmth moves towards me.
It's Butch.
I am so happy.
He whispers in my ear, "Florida is going down".
My friend walks in.
Butch looks him straight in the eye and says, "I drained your Swamp".
Butch leaves through my window.
Butch is love, Butch is life.
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Ashamed that I know the reference
 
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Catbone said:
20130420_krg_bs1_025.0_standard_730.0.jpg

I was a lifelong Vol Fan.
I loved Butch Jones so much, I had all the Tennessee merchandise signed by him.
I pray to Butch every night, for the new life he has given Tennessee.
"Butch is love" I say. "Butch is life".
My Florida fan friend hears me and calls me a loser.
I knew he was jealous of Tennessee having Butch as a Head Coach.
I call him a Gator.
He punches me and tells me to go to sleep.
I'm crying now, and my face hurts.
I lay in bed. It's really cold.
A warmth moves towards me.
It's Butch.
I am so happy.
He whispers in my ear, "Florida is going down".
My friend walks in.
Butch looks him straight in the eye and says, "I drained your Swamp".
Butch leaves through my window.
Butch is love, Butch is life.
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I seriously lost it at "I drained your swamp." Well done sir.
 
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Catbone said:
20130420_krg_bs1_025.0_standard_730.0.jpg

I was a lifelong Vol Fan.
I loved Butch Jones so much, I had all the Tennessee merchandise signed by him.
I pray to Butch every night, for the new life he has given Tennessee.
"Butch is love" I say. "Butch is life".
My Florida fan friend hears me and calls me a loser.
I knew he was jealous of Tennessee having Butch as a Head Coach.
I call him a Gator.
He punches me and tells me to go to sleep.
I'm crying now, and my face hurts.
I lay in bed. It's really cold.
A warmth moves towards me.
It's Butch.
I am so happy.
He whispers in my ear, "Florida is going down".
My friend walks in.
Butch looks him straight in the eye and says, "I drained your Swamp".
Butch leaves through my window.
Butch is love, Butch is life.
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I thought for a moment that WoodsmanVol had returned. Whatever happened to that guy. He was always an entertaining read. Nice post
 
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