Now Monopoly has to get woke

[BigOrangeTrain]

I mean the pathetic woke culture strikes again. Now it’s Monopoly community cheat cards. You can’t make this ridiculous stuff up.

Time For Mr. Monopoly’s Get Woke Moment

 

[Iam4utalways]

I found a “vintage” game in mint condition at a flea market type place. It was under $10 so got it. Needless to say after playing a few games with the kids it is no longer in mint condition. It’s the same set we had growing up. That was over 40 years ago. It’s funny how they mentioned the 2nd place card. The boy twin felt ripped off that he hadn’t won 1st when he drew the card.

 

[csmize]

"Said the 'N' word. Go to jail and pay $500,000 fine."

"Didn't get covid shot. Loose 25 turns."

 

[Roustabout]

You can’t make this **** up.

Monopoly The Community Chest Challenge - Monopoly

 

[norrislakevol]

You can’t make this **** up.

Monopoly The Community Chest Challenge - Monopoly

You've got to be freaking kidding me....

I'd like to help the woke crowd get woken up by punching every one of them in the face.

 

[Orangeburst]

You've got to be freaking kidding me....

I'd like to help the woke crowd get woken up by punching every one of them in the face.

I just bought Tennessee Ave. Mega green housing..no libs allowed.

 

[Carl Pickens]

You've got to be freaking kidding me....

I'd like to help the woke crowd get woken up by punching every one of them in the face.

now you’re speaking my language

 

[tvolsfan]

You guys realize you don’t have to buy this new version, right?

 

[Iam4utalways]

You guys realize you don’t have to buy this new version, right?

Monopoly is over rated. I’ve never played Monopoly to the end without house rules,

 

[Rasputin_Vol]

You can’t make this **** up.

Monopoly The Community Chest Challenge - Monopoly

I couldn't even vote on the first selection. What a waste.

i guess it's time for me to get a old school Monopoly board before the woke ones come out.

 

[volinbham]

I couldn't even vote on the first selection. What a waste.

i guess it's time for me to get a old school Monopoly board before the woke ones come out.

betting they don't have a choice like - "your community decides to impeach the School Board for refusing to open schools"

 

[Septic]

I couldn't even vote on the first selection. What a waste.

i guess it's time for me to get a old school Monopoly board before the woke ones come out.

Hasbro:

 

[Carl Pickens]

You guys realize you don’t have to buy this new version, right?

Get back to your gay teen Captain America comic

 

[tvolsfan]

Get back to your gay teen Captain America comic

I bet that triggered you as well.

 

[evillawyer]

You guys realize you don’t have to buy this new version, right?

Don't ruin the white grievance warriors' circle jerk.

 

[MG1968]

Don't ruin the white grievance warriors' circle jerk.

You leftist don’t have to eat at Chick-Fil-A, either. Doesn’t stop you from bitching when a new one gets built.

 

[evillawyer]

You leftist don’t have to eat at Chick-Fil-A, either. Doesn’t stop you from bitching when a new one gets built.

I love a good chick fil a sandwich.

 

[Volgolfer1618]

Im surprised they're still charging rent. The woke communists don't like rent.

 

[Volgolfer1618]

I love a good chick fil a sandwich.

Communists like chicken?

 

[hUTch2002]

You can’t make this **** up.

Monopoly The Community Chest Challenge - Monopoly

Oh man, you can knit sweaters for hairless cats? I’m in but not out of charity. I want every possible inch of those freaky things covered up.

 

[utvolpj]

Did anyone on either side really care what the cards say? Get the money and move on

 

[SpaceCoastVol]

Hasbro:

What makes you think that? Go to ebay. There are dozens for sale and not all that expensive. The deluxe wooden ones look real cool, but I'm not gonna spend $250 for one... Regardless...

 

[Carl Pickens]

I bet that triggered you as well.

I bet you bought it

 

[apevol]

I am a living god at monopoly

 

[MG1968]

Girlfriend my junior year was terrible at Monopoly, but she knew exactly how to get out of paying rent when I owned hotels on Boardwalk and Park Place.