For those who are supporting me, let me just say that I am so humbled by your support. If I'm elected not only will I fix everything the Obamasiah said he would fix but I would also kill all mosquitoes, chiggers and tics. Our children do not deserve to be bitten by these pests. As you can see I care more about children than the Obamasiah does.
See my liberal brethren. I one upped your Obamasiah. And just like him I can promise things that I have no intention or ability to deliver.
Well after putting much thought into the decision I have decided the best way to gain the most political boost I can get with my selection. I'm going to pick
Manbearpig.
The way I look at it I will get the rest of the farm vote and as well get the environmentalist/animal rightest vote.