Obama Staff Pulled From North Dakota

[OrangeEmpire]

Obama Staff Pulled From North Dakota | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

The Obama campaign is pulling its 50 staffers from North Dakota in order to deploy them in the battleground states of Wisconsin and Minnesota. What do you think?

Zach Avgerinou,
Carpenter
"I bet this is going to cause a lot of tension in the campaign. Those guys are always going on about the 'North Dakota way of doing things.'"

Katie Morgan,
Investment Advisor
"Once they gather up all the nuclear warheads, what’s really keeping them tied to that state, anyway?"

Noah Little,
Campaign Worker
"Please say we can leave Nevada, too. It's so hot here."

Thoughts?

 

[615 Vol]

Smart move, why waste time in North Dakota? It's like McCain spending time campaigning in Illinois or something.

 

[BigPapaVol]

that was very weak relative to typical Onion quality.

 

[dickens821]

Smart move, why waste time in North Dakota? It's like McCain spending time campaigning in Illinois or something.

:blink:

 

[Vol Mania 21]

Noah's pic cracks me up

 

[KB5252]

Noah's pic cracks me up

I couldn't help but think of a middle aged Pedro from Napoleon Dynamite.

 

[615 Vol]

:blink:

Sorry you didn't catch the sarcasm. I'll use a smiley next time.

 

[KYVolFan]

Smart move, why waste time in North Dakota? It's like McCain spending time campaigning in Illinois or something.

You're right, Barrack Hussein Obama has Illinois sewed up, I hear. Afterall he was one of those Community Organizers there. I heard the Illinois has a long heritage of Community Organizers, i.e.; Alfonse Capone and his happy band of community servants, Mayor Daily and his group of fair election promoters, The Reverend Wright and his "damn America" Congregation, etc.etc.,

Illinois has a long history of following their Community Organizers in minion like servitude.