Obama went to Mars.

[theFallGuy]

White House Denies CIA Teleported Obama to Mars | Danger Room | Wired.com

 

[VOLatile]

Written by gsvol

 

[MG1968]

I thought I recognized him as an extra in the movie "Total Recall".

 

[VOLatile]

He starred in Mars Attacks!

 

[MG1968]

he was supposed to be the male lead in Doom, but The Rock could memorize his lines and not need a teleprompter

 

[VOLatile]

Don Cheadle actually plays Barack Obama in Disney's Mission to Mars.

 

[OrangeEmpire]

Planet of the apes, you all were thinkin it

 

[MG1968]

Planet of the apes, you all were thinkin it

this is Mars, ossifer, not an alternate version of Earth

 

[VOLatile]

Escape from Mars is a true story about how Barack Obama escaped from the dastardly Republicans that sent him to be a prisoner on Mars.

 

[OrangeEmpire]

this is Mars, ossifer, not an alternate version of Earth

I just wanted to be racist

 

[OrangeEmpire]

Escape from Mars is a true story about how Barack Obama escaped from the dastardly Republicans that sent him to be a prisoner on Mars.

Obama is Riddick

 

[theFallGuy]

Obama is Riddick

Obama doesn't have shat on Riddick.

 

[theFallGuy]

I thought I recognized him as an extra in the movie "Total Recall".

Kuato?

 

[OrangeEmpire]

Obama doesn't have shat on Riddick.

Obama is a demi god, percy jackson said so!

 

[theFallGuy]

Obama is a demi god, percy jackson said so!

Obama was mentioned in the The Odyssey. True story.

 

[volinbham]

He starred in Mars Attacks!

You are thinking about Pelosi

 

[VOLatile]

You are thinking about Pelosi

Oh, my... that's uncanny.

 

[theFallGuy]

IN all seriousness, I do believe Pelosi is an extra-terrestrial trolling our political system. She has to be. no one can be that stupid.

 

[gsvol]

BHO took an acid trip and never came back.