OBS gives too much exposure to Augusta

[noogatiger16]

Surely everyone has heard about this act of class,
but if not, enjoy...
Peeing At Augusta: Ah, The Sweet Relief Of Augusta

 

[VolunteerHillbilly]

nature=a giant urinal

 

[doozer]

really OFN.

and let he who has ever been on a golf course and never peed on one cast the first stone.

 

[VolunteerHillbilly]

Once when I was playing at McCabe in Nashville, i went into a treeline for a "break" and I woke up a homeless guy who was napping in the tall grass. Did not water him, but it was close. Scared us both.

 

[volfanbill]

i have watered several trees and weeds in the woods of golf courses. I've even had drunken friends relieve themselves right off the tee box.

 

[VolunteerHillbilly]

My take on outdoor unrination at golf courses pretty much comes down to one question: Does the course have toilet facilites located on the course? If so, then you probably should use them. If the only facilities are at the turn then you are free to do what must be done.

 

[volfanbill]

really OFN.

and let he who has ever been on a golf course and never peed on one cast the first stone.

i'm not going to lie. I had to read this like 5 times before I realized "one" meant golf course and not a person.

 

[volsgal03]

Do the ladies go and squat to water the weeds. I dont golf, if I did, I probably would, if mother nature called.

 

[VolunteerHillbilly]

Do the ladies go and squat to water the weeds. I dont golf, if I did, I probably would, if mother nature called.

The "ladies" play on weekdays while the men are at work. The females who show up on weekends are just there to drive the cart or sell beer & snacks.

 

[BigPapaVol]

The "ladies" play on weekdays while the men are at work. The females who show up on weekends are just there to drive the cart or sell beer & snacks.

without doubt.

 

[West Columbia Gamecock]

This is minor compared to what my college girlfriend's dad pulled on a golf course. The first time we played golf together he gave me several items with his company logo on them. Tees, ball repair tool and of course.....a towel.

On the 8th hole, he suddenly says, "Heyyyy! I think I need that towel back! He scurries off into the woods, but not far enough as I clearly heard the reason why he needed the towel. After that blowout, I'm surprised he didn't need a beach towel! He comes back and says, "I'll have to get you another towel." I'm like, oh really???

Anyway, I figured this story would make the OBC's trip to the second cut of rough seem insignificant to what I had to endure one afternoon on the golf course.

 

[GAVol]

At least he didn't ask to borrow your socks.