Official Insult Freak Thread

[VolMax]

Hey Freak, up your nose with a rubber hose!

:crazy:

Thought I'd go ahead and make a thread since he said it was ok in BB Forum.

:hi:

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Freak,
Those shoes don't go with those pants. You're embarrassing yourself.

You're welcome.

 

[YankeeVol]

Freak,

Where did you get those clothes, at the toilet store?

 

[whocaresgobobcats]

Sometimes this site doesn't load in 2 seconds. What do you do all day.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Sometimes this site doesn't load in 2 seconds. What do you do all day.

He eats bon bons, watches All My Children, and doesn't clean up the toys out of the floor.

 

[YankeeVol]

He eats bon bons, watches All My Children, and doesn't clean up the toys out of the floor.

While sitting in his underwear and a tinfoil hat

 

[Grand Vol]

He eats bon bons, watches All My Children, and doesn't clean up the toys out of the floor.

You say that like it's a bad thing...

 

[IBlvNTmWrk]

Freak. You so ugly that when you were born....




they slapped yo mama.

 

[volinreallife]

Freak. You so ugly that when you were born....




they slapped yo mama.

Don't talk about my wife that way.

 

[ajvol01]

Don't talk about my wife that way.

Hey Freak...who's yo daddy?

 

[volinreallife]

Hey Freak...who's yo daddy?

Dat backstory tho

 

[VolsSportsFan]

Freak,

Where did you get those clothes, at the toilet store?

 

[ajvol01]

Dat backstory tho

You the K-town daddy?

 

[Doyle Hargraves]

Freak has a shrine dedicated to Don Yates.

 

[Vols410]

Don't talk about my wife that way.

Travis? Is that you?

 

[DeusExMachina]

"I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time!!"

 

[AirVol]

Freak, who do you think of when you eat hotdogs?

 

[governmentmule]

it was just a joke,now Freak is going to boot all of you,glad you got to see me

 

[milohimself]

Freak, who do you think of when you eat hotdogs?

This mystery has been plaguing the nation for years now.

 

[heartvols]

Hey Freak, the jerk store called.

They're running out of you.







Sorry, I'm not sorry.

 

[orangeblooded2]

Don't worry freak I got your back. (promises, promises)


Freak's top 10 rules he lives by.



1. I just got lost in thought, it remains an unfamiliar territory.

2. 99% of Administrators give the rest a bad name.

3. 42.7% of my statics are made up on the spot.

4. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

5. Supports Bacteria. They are the only culture some people have.

6. My clear conscience denotes my bad memory.

7. Change or coin is inevitable except from posters.

8. Ponders as a hobby, how do you tell if your out of invisible ink?

9. If everything is going well, i have obviously overlooked something.

10. Wonders on a daily basis, what happens if you've been scared half to death twice.

 

[Freak]

Just saw this. Solid thread, but weak so far. Bring it!

 

[orangeblooded2]

Got these women's pictures that Freak is currently dating from his photobug account.

 

[NEO]

Just saw this. Solid thread, but weak so far. Bring it!

While others are living in misery as Bama destroys TN on the football field, Freak is smiling and counting all the google clicks he knows is about to come.


I went too far didn't I?

 

[Vol8188]

Freak wears Derek Dooley pajamas.