Official Jon Gruden Thread VII

[FearlessFreep]

News of the Press Conference cancellation has hit hard

 

[vol66]

Im all for comparing return on investment but we cant include Texas salaries to anyone elses. Texas can pay what it wants. They are wealthiest university. Someone told me that studies these things that if considered their own country Texas would be like the 15th wealthiest country.

You can take Texas out, there are still quite a few teams at or near the 4 million mark for assitants' salaries. Clemson is 4.2.


LSU approves more than $1 million in raises for Les Miles, assistants

 

['Boro-vol]

My name is Jon Gruden. Google it.

I'm Eleanor Roosevelt. Google it. You'll see me there.

 

[UTodd01]

You all remember the drunk woman who hugged and kissed saban when he arrived in Alabama? That's totally gonna be me.

 

[LocoVol]

It was postponed til tomorrow. Gruden and his wife and kids were in Knoxville today checking out schools. Apparently its a strange clause in the contract where they live in Knoxville and private jet him in for games and practices in Arkansas. :crazy:

no no the press conference was held.

Gruden walked to the podium, hushed the crowd looked real serious and said "Just kidding, for real? yall thought.... me? Here? " then started laughing and walked out.

 

[SandoVOL]

So Rucker went from maybe JG, to definitely NOT JG, to JG is interested? lol:

 

[UTodd01]

Except I'm a dude.

 

[FearlessFreep]

You all remember the drunk woman who hugged and kissed saban when he arrived in Alabama? That's totally gonna be me.

So you're a drunk woman?

 

[VOLracerx]

You all remember the drunk woman who hugged and kissed saban when he arrived in Alabama? That's totally gonna be me.

homo?

 

[UTodd01]

So you're a drunk woman?

I could be for Chucky.

 

[FearlessFreep]

homo?

Cross Dresser, apparently.

 

[bam15]

So Rucker went from maybe JG, to definitely NOT JG, to JG is interested? lol:

Which essentially means that he knows nothing more than the average fan.

 

[PeytonBerry]

Two questions?

1. What about espn just a minute ago?
2. Have we heard anything from SBV recently?

I'll hang up and listen.

 

[UTodd01]

homo?

I'm a tad homo for Gruden, yes.

 

[kohlrums]

So Rucker went from maybe JG, to definitely NOT JG, to JG is interested? lol:

Rucker never went to NOT JG. That has only been Ainge, and TB has cooled. Rucker has avoided coaching search talk until he could not longer claim Dooley would be coming back with 7 regular season wins...you know, when it became mathematically impossible for that to happen.

 

[Volgrad98]

Except I'm a dude.

For everyone's sake, just remember to use some restraint....no tongue!

 

[VolMaster14]

News of the Press Conference cancellation has hit hard

You mean there was no PC announcing Gruden to Arkansas???

 

[kohlrums]

Really?

go on....

 

['Boro-vol]

You all remember the drunk woman who hugged and kissed saban when he arrived in Alabama? That's totally gonna be me.

You'll have to beat out smokeyhuntsgators and patty.

 

[VolMaster14]

You mean there was no PC announcing Gruden to Arkansas???

 

[UTodd01]

You'll have to beat out smokeyhuntsgators and patty.

I'm fast and agile.

I shall win.

 

[daj2576]

No don't. That's what Dano said...and look what happened!

You get my point! lol

 

[FearlessFreep]

I'm guessing Jerruh's plane is the same place that Lovie's was?

 

[VolMaster14]

 

[SlipKidVol]

You'll have to beat out smokeyhuntsgators and patty.

hell .. they may have to beat out me :unsure:




No Homo