Two UK football players are in their car, screaming down I-75, when they get pulled over by a Tennessee State Trooper. Officer gets out of his squad car, takes his time walking up to the drivers' side window, and finds it shut. He knocks on the glass, the driver rolls down the window.....and the officer reaches in and punched the driver in the side of the head. The driver is dumbfounded, and asks the officer
"The **** did you do that fer??"
The officer calmly responds "Boy, here in the fine state of Tennessee, when an officer of the law pulls you over, you have your window down, and your license, registration, and proof of insurance in hand and ready for him when he gets to your vehicle." The UK grad decides that discretion is the better part of valor, and agrees with the officer, and claims ignorance of the rules. The officer walks back to his squad car, writes out the ticket, and comes back. He gives the driver his ticket, then walks to the passenger side of the car and taps on the glass. The passenger rolls down his window, and BLAM, the officer punched the guy directly in the ear. The passenger is flabbergasted, and yells at the officer "THE HECK DID YA DO THAT FER?? I AIN'T EVEN DRIVIN!!!" The officer responds "Boy, I'm just givin' you your wish!!!"
"My wish???"
"Yeah, that's for when you get five miles down the road and tell your buddy here 'I wish that SOB would have tried punching ME in the head!!'"