Oh how I love horrible movies!

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From another website I post at.

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So I awoke the other night at 3 in the morning because of a bad storm and I couldn't go back to sleep so I turned on the TV and came across this movie and I was like
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WTF!!!!!! Ron Pearlman, Jason Statham, Ray Liotta and ****ing Burt Reynolds are all in the same movie together!!!!! When the hell did this come out?

So I start to watch it and boy you want to talk about bad directing, editing, acting, story etc........I thought Ed Wood came back from the dead to make this film. It was horrible. I could only watch about 15 minutes before I turned it off, but I still couldn't sleep and there was nothing else on so I turned it back and just laughed my ass off that a movie this badly made actually came to theatres and it cost 60 million dollars according to IMDB.

The movie made zero sense and there were these scenes of Ray Liotta looking very gay as these monsters that looked like rejected rubber suits from LOTR were chasing after this boy or was it Ray Liotta and I guess the kid got killed because in the next scene a small person is wrapped in a white sheet and burried by Statham. Then Burt Reynolds comes along with Sallah from Indy and read lines more wooden then I've ever seen in my life.

Folks stay away from this movie, unless you really want to see a piece of **** moviemaking at it's worst.

This movie rocks, it is so horrible!

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#15
#15
I guess you are right dickens, it's a great movie.....for me to poop on!
 
#21
#21
Nope, a new crow (bird actor) will be in this movie.


But there was a new Crow actor after Brandon Lee died on set?

oh snap, the internets is useful

The crow with Brandon lee as the CROW.

The Crow (1994)

The crow: city of angels with Vincent Perez as the crow.

The Crow: City of Angels (1996)

The Crow: Salvation with Eric Mabius as the Crow.

The Crow: Salvation (2000)

The Crow: Wicked Prayer with Edward Furlong as the Crow.

The Crow: Wicked Prayer (2005)

The Crow: Stairway to heaven(TV Series).

"The Crow: Stairway to Heaven" (1998)

wow the kid from T2 and American History X was the Crow? fun times...
 
#22
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I was lucky enough to catch Uwe Boll's House of the Dead one night after I had a few drinks. You should check out Premutos: Lord of the Living Dead if you want another great/absolutely terrible movie. It's a cheap german splatter flick dubbed in english.
 
#23
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But there was a new Crow actor after Brandon Lee died on set?

oh snap, the internets is useful

The crow with Brandon lee as the CROW.

The Crow (1994)

The crow: city of angels with Vincent Perez as the crow.

The Crow: City of Angels (1996)

The Crow: Salvation with Eric Mabius as the Crow.

The Crow: Salvation (2000)

The Crow: Wicked Prayer with Edward Furlong as the Crow.

The Crow: Wicked Prayer (2005)

The Crow: Stairway to heaven(TV Series).

"The Crow: Stairway to Heaven" (1998)

wow the kid from T2 and American History X was the Crow? fun times...

Don't deal well with sarcasm?????

The actually bird......

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I smell an internet tough guy...
 
#24
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I was lucky enough to catch Uwe Boll's House of the Dead one night after I had a few drinks. You should check out Premutos: Lord of the Living Dead if you want another great/absolutely terrible movie. It's a cheap german splatter flick dubbed in english.

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