Oh no!!! Financial disater looms.

[gsvol]

Varallo Sesia has banned the burqini.

Hope this isn't trend setting.

Just in case, could I interest you in some new kitchen curtains???

I have a special this week in yellow polka dot!

The accent is always on volume.

(Man you've got to be fast on your feet to stay in business these days.) :dance2:

 

[VIF]

Must be a veteran VN inside joke, you lost me dude.

 

[IPorange]

I don't know, I just assumed he finally lost his damn mind.

 

[OrangeEmpire]

Varallo Sesia - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

 

[gsvol]

Must be a veteran VN inside joke, you lost me dude.

Jeez, don't get down to the beach much, huh?

I invented the fashion statement, the 'burqini', which promotes diversity while protecting the modesty of the muslim woman.

They have been selling like crazy in Ft Lauderdale.

If worse comes to worse though, I'm overstocked in large sizes and am offering a wondedrful deal in light weight purple pup tents.

I don't know, I just assumed he finally lost his damn mind.

"Women wearing the garment made up of a veil, a tunic and loose leggings face a fine of 500 euros (700 dollars) if spotted at swimming pools or riversides in the northern Piedmont town of Varallo Sesia."

Thanks for giving me the benefit of the doubt, 'finally' happened back in the sixties as I recall and I don't usually recall all that much.

Varallo Sesia - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Quoting mayor Gianluca Buonanno:

"The sight of a 'masked woman' could disturb small children, not to mention problems of hygiene,....."

"We don't have to be tolerant all the time,........"

"Imagine a Western woman bathing in a bikini in a Muslim country. The consequences could be decapitation, prison or deportation. We are merely prohibiting the use of the burqini."

Mousolini's greatest (and perhaps only) positive contribution to the good of Italy was to drain the marshes south of Rome which were rife with malaria.

In Roman times this was the grainary of the empire but with the decline of Rome and the rise of islam, the area became uninhabited because for over a thousand years, muslim raiders arriving by sea would wreak havoc on anyone living there, so those who called that area home retreated to the hills and mountains inland.

In one instance after the inhabitants had retreated to a fortified hill top village and the muslims couldn't breach the walls, the invaders gathered up all of the peasants of the area and after choosing the most desirable women to be their concubines and the more able bodied young men for slaves, who btw they castrated and cut their tongues out so as to make more obedient servants and laborers, they beheaded 20,000+ men women and children before the walls in full view of the inhabitants so as to convey the message; "next time around, you had better pay your tribute to islam without resistance."

 

[gsvol]

Gosh, when it rains it pours I guess.

Now my Malaysian burqini super model has been arrested.

For those unfamiliar with caning, the person to be caned is stripped from the waist down, and leans forward on a table about waist-high. A leather cape is placed over their back from the waist up to protect their ribs and vital organs in case of an errant blow.

The person administering the caning is trained in martial arts and swings a rattan cane soaked in water with full force on the bare buttocks.

The skin is usually broken after the first or second blow and they are scarred for life. A physician is present to halt the process if it is deemed the prisoner cannot take additional strokes.

Depending on the severity of the damage, the sentenced number of strokes may be either be completed in later installments or deemed completed based on actual number of strokes received.

One young person from Singapore whose classmate was caned said it was at least a week before the person caned could sit down or crap without great discomfort.

Someone visiting my home not so long ago reported that things are loosinging up a bit in Singapore, one can now chew gum in public, however blowing bubbles or throwing used gum in the gutter is still punishable by caning.

Hmmmm, I'm wondering if maybe a secret pocket in newer model burqinis just the right size to hold a cold Schlitz Malt Liquer would be worth the effort. :unsure:

Any thoughts??