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An attempt at political satire that I found to be amusing and wanted to share with the Nation
Old Butch
John was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young
layers (hens), called pullets, and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs.
He kept records, and any rooster not performing went into the soup pot
and was replaced. This took a lot of time, so he bought some tiny bells and
attached them to his roosters.
Each bell had a different tone, so he could tell from a distance, which
rooster was performing. Now, he could sit on the porch and fill out an
efficiency report by just listening to the bells.
John's favorite rooster, old Butch, was a very fine specimen, but this
morning he noticed old Butch's bell hadn't rung at all! When he went to
investigate he saw the other roosters were busy chasing pullets,
bells-a-ringing, but the pullets, hearing the roosters coming, could run
for cover. To John's amazement, old Butch had his bell in his beak, so it
couldn't ring.
He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job and walk on to the next one.
John was so proud of old Butch, he entered him in the Renfrew County Fair
and he became an overnight sensation among the judges.
The result was the judges not only awarded old Butch the No Bell Piece
Prize but they also awarded him the Pulletsurprise as well. Clearly old
Butch was a politician in the making. Who else but a politician could
figure out how to win two of the most highly coveted awards on our planet
by being the best at sneaking up on the populace and screwing them when
they weren't paying attention.
Vote carefully next year,
The bells are not always audible !!
Old Butch
John was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young
layers (hens), called pullets, and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs.
He kept records, and any rooster not performing went into the soup pot
and was replaced. This took a lot of time, so he bought some tiny bells and
attached them to his roosters.
Each bell had a different tone, so he could tell from a distance, which
rooster was performing. Now, he could sit on the porch and fill out an
efficiency report by just listening to the bells.
John's favorite rooster, old Butch, was a very fine specimen, but this
morning he noticed old Butch's bell hadn't rung at all! When he went to
investigate he saw the other roosters were busy chasing pullets,
bells-a-ringing, but the pullets, hearing the roosters coming, could run
for cover. To John's amazement, old Butch had his bell in his beak, so it
couldn't ring.
He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job and walk on to the next one.
John was so proud of old Butch, he entered him in the Renfrew County Fair
and he became an overnight sensation among the judges.
The result was the judges not only awarded old Butch the No Bell Piece
Prize but they also awarded him the Pulletsurprise as well. Clearly old
Butch was a politician in the making. Who else but a politician could
figure out how to win two of the most highly coveted awards on our planet
by being the best at sneaking up on the populace and screwing them when
they weren't paying attention.
Vote carefully next year,
The bells are not always audible !!
