One non-negotiable requirement for Texas to join SEC

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OrangeTsar

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They are not allowed in until they sign a legally binding agreement that the University of Tennessee is the one and only “UT” and that Texas hereby forgoes any and all use of the moniker for their program. They will also take aggressive and ongoing action against any booster or supporter use of the term. Any violation results in an immediate forfeiture of a conference game and the loss of five scholarships
 
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Google UT and see what happens. We aren't even second.
But we were “first” where it counted, chronologically. Well technically the University of Transylvania beat us, but their football program is still the kind that uses the round kicking ball 😂😂😂
Mind you though, you don’t want certain Transylvanians mad at you
 
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Settle it on the field. Nice little way to create a rivalry. Maybe let the winner be "THE UT" till the next game, if Ohio State is your thing.
 
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Google UT and see what happens. We aren't even second.

No respect! Even after Sam Houston and the boys routed the Mexicans after the Alamo (God rest Crockett's soul) and saved Texas from impending doom and a centuries long diet of tortillas and beans made with lard! I've had some Texas fans smart off at me about them being the "real UT". I always ask them who they owe their independence to? A buncha roughneck, bad ass Tennessee boys that don't just trade licks but throw haymaker bombs and win. F*** you very much and you're welcome Texass.
 
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No respect! Even after Sam Houston and the boys routed the Mexicans after the Alamo (God rest Crockett's soul) and saved Texas from impending doom and a centuries long diet of tortillas and beans made with lard! I've had some Texas fans smart off at me about them being the "real UT". I always ask them who they owe their independence to? A buncha roughneck, bad ass Tennessee boys that don't just trade licks but throw haymaker bombs and win. F*** you very much and you're welcome Texass.

Don't forget VA boys. Without VA boys there is no texas.
 
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Dont get me wrong. Love Texas, the State That gave the World Buc-ees; but names are property and in this case we laid claim long before them squatters in Austin came in and tried to jump our claim. Ain’t no call for that now!
 
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