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100 Days until an orange storm rises, or otherwise known as football time in Tennessee.
Far out in the sea, the sun heats the waters. It pulls up the vapor from the surface and gathers it into the sky. A wisp here, a wisp there, the moisture rises. Some say it’s actually the sweat of the Vols team as they challenge iron in the weight room. And one another on the practice field. And from their feet pounding the ground and stairways. All the same, the moisture rises, pulled upward by heat, whether sun kissed or due to internally worked meat.

It rises, condenses in the upper air, steam it is though we call them clouds. Now and then there’s the grumble of thunder and a multi-limb spark of light. If you listen closely, you hear the promise, “We’re coming. 100 days and counting. We’re coming.” All hail the orange storm rising.


Hail, hail, hail The Tennessee Volunteers!
Get up off your rears, stand and scream your cheers.

The football Vols are dead or dying I’ve been told.
That a once hot team is both unburied and lying cold.
That’s been word a while now all around the S.E.C.
That the new Vanderbilt and Kentucky is Tennessee.

Folks are saying it’s now pitiful and a shame to wear the orange and white.
Saying if the colors are red, black, blue, purple, and gold you got it right.
Word’s that dogs, cats, an iron weight, an oversized lizard, and a toxic algal bloom,
Along with a confederate general and an unfried chicken spell the Vols doom.

They got it, dead wrong and I’m going to tell you why.
The stuff you’ve been told is all an ESPN packaged lie.
We’ve been slumbering and hibernating.
All you’ve heard is just jealousy and hating.

Hail, hail, hail The Tennessee Volunteers!
Get off your rears, stand and scream your cheers.

We’ve seen the stirring of sleep being shaken off.
We’ve heard the snarl, low growl, and raspy cough.
Seen the belly scratch and body shake,
Seen the stretching. The Vols are awake.

Right now they’re shaking off the rust.
Rubbing their limbs to knock off the dust.
Donning with pride once again the reverend orange.
Every lie of their demise, you know they will expunge.

Hail, hail, hail The Tennessee Volunteers!
Get off your rears, stand and scream your cheers.

There’s a big orange storm that is coming.
White lightning flashing, thunder rumbling.
The Volunteers are on the march again.
Hello there, Vols! Where have you been?

No more shame for the orange and white.
The Vols are back. Everything will be alright.
Mercy me! Oh my goodness what a sight!
To see that team once again flex its might.

Hail, hail, hail The Tennessee Volunteers!
Get off your rears, stand and scream your cheers.

Hail, hail, hail The Tennessee Volunteers!
Get off your rears, stand and scream your cheers.

Hail, hail, hail The Tennessee Volunteers!
Get off your rears, stand and scream your cheers.

--Woodsmanvol--
 
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It'll be an Orange Storm alright

People will be jumping off the Butch bandwagon left and right if we don't go to a bowl game

The " gets it " crowd will begin to question the "get" and what "it" is
 
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It'll be an Orange Storm alright

People will be jumping off the Butch bandwagon left and right if we don't go to a bowl game

The " gets it " crowd will begin to question the "get" and what "it" is


^^^THIS

plus all the "tough talk" we'll hear about whooping Vandy (hopefully?)...
 
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It'll be an Orange Storm alright

People will be jumping off the Butch bandwagon left and right if we don't go to a bowl game

The " gets it " crowd will begin to question the "get" and what "it" is

And then you can say "I told you so," like you've always wanted!!
 
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It'll be an Orange Storm alright

People will be jumping off the Butch bandwagon left and right if we don't go to a bowl game

The " gets it " crowd will begin to question the "get" and what "it" is

I think OP is right to be optimistic. Thumbs down to you.:)
 
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Nice job. Took some time and a lot of thought. Not just opening up a thread, reading the first ten words, and then making some critical, belittling comment. There are some people who could find fault with a 50-0 win over bama and never get off their rears or stand and scream with their cheers. Go Vols!!
 
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In 100 days there will surely be screaming as well as cursing, but Tennessee football will be back in a couple of years and the cursing will diminish. Vol fans will once again regain the pride and swagger that used to be present, God willing and the creek don't rise. I expect to see flashes of brilliance this year from a few of young stars of the future and that's exciting.
Go Vols
 
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And then you can say "I told you so," like you've always wanted!!

I don't take pleasure in it at all

I just know how impatient UT fans are when it comes to football

Butch is even telling fans to have patience.

If he doesn't show improvement by year 3, he likely won't see year 4

Jones biggest Achilles will be DC and OC.
 
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I don't take pleasure in it at all

I just know how impatient UT fans are when it comes to football

Butch is even telling fans to have patience.

If he doesn't show improvement by year 3, he likely won't see year 4

Jones biggest Achilles will be DC and OC.

That, I agree with.
 
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It'll be an Orange Storm alright

People will be jumping off the Butch bandwagon left and right if we don't go to a bowl game

The " gets it " crowd will begin to question the "get" and what "it" is



What if we lose to Utah St? Which is possible, not probably, but possible. The chernobyl style meltdown on VN will be something to behold.
 
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I think most fans on here will give butch a bye this year. Like he says we all want to win now no more than he does. We know it will take time to come out of this hole. But, I think once we find a stable good qb we will be fine.
 
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I think most fans on here will give butch a bye this year. Like he says we all want to win now no more than he does. We know it will take time to come out of this hole. But, I think once we find a stable good qb we will be fine.



Most fans will give Butch a bye this year? You're joking, right?
 
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I think most fans on here will give butch a bye this year. Like he says we all want to win now no more than he does. We know it will take time to come out of this hole. But, I think once we find a stable good qb we will be fine.

If Butch doesn't get Tennessee to a 6-6 record, minimum, he doesn't deserve a "bye" he and staff should be questioned.
 
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It'll be an Orange Storm alright

People will be jumping off the Butch bandwagon left and right if we don't go to a bowl game

The " gets it " crowd will begin to question the "get" and what "it" is
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"Praying we fail so I'm not surprised later on if we do.....so I can say I told you so.....I just have to do it! The sun will never shine as long as Butch is at Tennessee.....we will suck for ever....YOU JUST HAVE TO SEE THIS TOO!!!"
 
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