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Mail carrier who defecated in yard gets to keep job | Seattle News, Weather, Sports, Breaking News | KOMO News | Local & Regional

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So are we going to start telling people when they can take a crap? I can see the lawsuit and question for the jury now, Have you ever had to take a S***? Have you ever found yourself having to have an emergency bowl movement? Have you ever had, in your lifetime anything similar occur, spotting your undies or worse? The only law that was broken was the Line of Sight Law? A fine at most and lot of time this type of thing never goes to court.
 
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I have a lot of respect for letter carriers. They are more than welcome to **** in my yard if they need to... no difference than someone's stupid dog doing it (and I hate most dogs).
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Look in the garbage cans next to you and get a sack , news paper , can, jar, egg carton, any thing to dump on or in. New definition of going postal.
 
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lawgator1 said:
Looking for link that says the worker is Muslim.

I mean, has to be, right?
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Only if he wiped his butt with his hand. The next house receiving mail would obviously have smelly finger prints on it.
 
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therealUT said:
Only "Moslems" do that, right?
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I'm not sure. You may do it also. I do know that the Dyson chicken plant in Tennessee had to put latrine guards up to get the muslim workers to wash their hands because of this problem.
 
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OJ said:
I'm not sure. You may do it also. I do know that the Dyson chicken plant in Tennessee had to put latrine guards up to get the muslim workers to wash their hands because of this problem.
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Most individuals in developing countries wipe their *ss with their left hand. Toilet paper is quite the luxury for many.
 
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Is it just me or is there nothing political about this story? Someone send it to the zone. It will become a classic over there.
 
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orangeblooded2 said:
So are we going to start telling people when they can take a crap? I can see the lawsuit and question for the jury now, Have you ever had to take a S***? Have you ever found yourself having to have an emergency bowl movement? Have you ever had, in your lifetime anything similar occur, spotting your undies or worse? The only law that was broken was the Line of Sight Law? A fine at most and lot of time this type of thing never goes to court.
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I hate emergency bowl movements.
 
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"Neither rain, nor snow, nor sleet, nor hail
shall keep the postmen from their appointed rounds."

He was doing his job. He had to drop off a package, folks.
 
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lawgator1 said:
Looking for link that says the worker is Muslim.

I mean, has to be, right?
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therealUT said:
Only "Moslems" do that, right?
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The Arab traditional protocol is to eat with one hand and wipe with the other, therefore one who has his hand lopped off under islamic sharia law for stealing or some other offense, is condemned to eating leftovers if there are any because he can't eat out of the communal bowl with the hand he wipes with.

I guess it might work the other way and he would just have to live with a stinking ass.






OJ said:
A special delivery.
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Postage due?
 
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OJ said:
Only if he wiped his butt with his hand. The next house receiving mail would obviously have smelly finger prints on it.
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therealUT said:
Only "Moslems" do that, right?
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OJ said:
I'm not sure. You may do it also. I do know that the Dyson chicken plant in Tennessee had to put latrine guards up to get the muslim workers to wash their hands because of this problem.
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therealUT said:
Most individuals in developing countries wipe their *ss with their left hand. Toilet paper is quite the luxury for many.
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You guys are great for supplying epic comic relief. Y'all should be writing for a network sitcom.
 
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