OT: How could Mike Locksley land a HC job?!?

[Devo182]

3-31 as a head coach.

In 8 years (pre-Bama) of coaching offenses he led ZERO offenses to even a mere 30 points per game. In fact, he once coached New Mexico and their offense for 3 years. They scored 16 a game year 1, 16 a game year 2. Year 3...progress?!? Nope! 12 points a game!!! Bwahahahaha

Maybe it was those magical 4 years he coached the Maryland offense that have them on the edge of their seats to get him back...the 4 years his scoring offense ranked in the 80s, 90s, 100s. But wait, there was their golden year when they amassed so many points as to rank 67th! Mastermind Locksley!! Hahaha. He became their interim coach his last season, 1-5!!

Or maybe it's all the disturbing reports of suits that came against him. One was for sexual discrimination, the other for punching an assistant coach! Stand-up guy lol!

I genuinely feel sorry for Maryland fans if he goes there. What an effin' hire!!

 

[stolitonic]

I don't get it either. He was part of Randy Edsalls staff there which was not exactly the golden age of Maryland football.

The whole program there has been in bad shape since their big booster ran Fridge off and brought in his own guy.

Gee, that last part sounds awfully familiar for some reason.

 

[Brave Volunteer]

3-31 as a head coach.

In 8 years (pre-Bama) of coaching offenses he led ZERO offenses to even a mere 30 points per game. In fact, he once coached New Mexico and their offense for 3 years. They scored 16 a game year 1, 16 a game year 2. Year 3...progress?!? Nope! 12 points a game!!! Bwahahahaha

Maybe it was those magical 4 years he coached the Maryland offense that have them on the edge of their seats to get him back...the 4 years his scoring offense ranked in the 80s, 90s, 100s. But wait, there was their golden year when they amassed so many points as to rank 67th! Mastermind Locksley!! Hahaha. He became their interim coach his last season, 1-5!!

Or maybe it's all the disturbing reports of suits that came against him. One was for sexual discrimination, the other for punching an assistant coach! Stand-up guy lol!

I genuinely feel sorry for Maryland fans if he goes there. What an effin' hire!!

He's been dipped in the Saban solution. Evidently that makes all the difference in the world. Just ask Dooley, Sunseri, and Lance Thompson.