Ding ding ding.
Drew: You win $250 for getting the price exactly right.
Now let’s see what you’re bidding on next…here comes the beautiful Rachel and the handsome Australian guy…with a new car!!!!!
Ummm…where’s Rachel and that ***$in horndog Aussie…stop the tape ! Stop the tape!
(Looking in back of car)
You guys do this one more time during a commercial break…and you’re both fired…and, mate, Rachel was ***$in Bob Barker when you were in diapers. You should make a trip to the free clinic.
I’ll tell you one thing very surprising to me … there are still a LOT of lower level 50 yard line seats available for cheaper than end zone nosebleeds at Neyland for SEC games- if you can even find them….
Chicken dinner if you will say this to an OU fan:
“I really do like your fight song, Boomer Sooner…it’s really catchy. Was it difficult to learn all of the words…
All 2 of them.”