My friend loves her some Pat Summitt. An here's proof in the "Chuck Norris Facts" style of info.
Some of this stuff is local to my school, so you won't get it. But it's pretty funny if you follow Lady Vol ball.
1. Every time Pat Summitt blinks a person is cured of his/her disease; too bad Pat has never blinked.
2. Pat Summitt does not sleep; she takes a time out.
3. Pat Summitt does not compete because the word competing infers the probability of failure. Pat awaits the predestined outcome.
4. Pat Summitts teams have scored infinity - twice.
5. When Gino Auriemma goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Pat Summitt.
6. The chief export of Pat Summitt is humiliation.
7. When Pat Summitt sends in her taxes, she sends blank forms and includes only a picture of herself with her 6 National Championship trophies; Pat has never had to pay taxes.
8. If Pat Summitt is late, call an official time out because the game clock is wrong.
9. Pat Summitt retired 10 years ago, but the UT athletic director cant get up the courage to tell her.
10. Pat Summitt is the mother of every undefeated womens basketball team including the 98 Lady Vols, 86 Lady Longhorns, and the 95 and 02 Lady Huskies.
11. Pat Summitt doesnt follow NCAA rules; she created them and can change them at any time, including the middle of a game.
12. Someone once tried to tell Pat Summitt that a well-conditioned team isnt the best way to win. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.
13. Pat Summitt won her first game before Naismith invented basketball.
14. Gino Auriemma owns a pair of Pat Summitt pajamas.
15. When Pat Summitt was in middle school, her English teacher assigned an essay: What is Success? Pat received an A+ for writing only the words Pat Head Summitt and promptly turning in the paper.
16. According to psychological studies, Pat Summitt can actually beat you before you step on the court.
17. Pat Summitt doesnt use motivational speeches; she simply says, I am Pat Summitt and you are my team.
18. Pat Summitt own the greatest Coaching Presence of all-time. It helped her win the 87 National Championship with only Eddie The Eagle, Tonya Harding, and William Hung. (Eddie is the worst ski jumper of all time)
19. The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Pat Summitt has been there. In that case the Lady Vols have beaten it to dust by running over it.
20. Pat Summitts action figure has won more games than most coaches.
21. Pat Summitt is the reason Osama Bin Laden is in hiding.
22. It was once believed that Pat Summitt actually lost a game to Jody Conrad, but that is a lie created by Pat Summitt to lure more Texas teams to her. Texans never were very smart.
23. John Wooden claims to have won 885 games in his career. Pat Summitt calls this a slow Tuesday.
24. Womens basketball requires Pat Summitt to survive. Why do you think the WNBA is going downhill?
25. Fast breaks were invented to have a faster way of fleeing from Pat Summitt. Not to be outdone, Pat invented the full court press.
26. Pat Summitt does not have to mow her grass; she simply stares at the grass and dares it to grow.
27. Pat Summitt can eat a scouting report and poop out a winning game plan.
28. Pat Summit invented 3 seconds in the lane because dominating the post was just too easy.
29. Louisiana Tech, the winner of the first Womens NCAA National Championship, found a note on the trophy that said Pat Summitt was here.
30. There are two kinds of people in this world: People who are Lady Vols and people who are going to get beat.
31. Every retired womens basketball coach ever found has the imprint of a size 11 high heel on his/her face. Analysts are baffled, but we know why.
32. Pat Summitt challenged a statue to a staring contest. Pat Summitt remains undefeated. (Analyst Stacy Dale Schumann noted that either the statue or Pat would win)
33. When Tyler Summitt does something wrong, hed rather be roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris than have a 1-on-1 chat with mom, Pat.
34. The Lady Vols receive a technical foul in every game for having too many players on the court due to Pat Summitts stare being considered a 6th defender.
35. Jim Rome and half of ESPNs radio analysts took a vow of silence after a private conversation with Pat Summitt.
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Some of this stuff is local to my school, so you won't get it. But it's pretty funny if you follow Lady Vol ball.
1. Every time Pat Summitt blinks a person is cured of his/her disease; too bad Pat has never blinked.
2. Pat Summitt does not sleep; she takes a time out.
3. Pat Summitt does not compete because the word competing infers the probability of failure. Pat awaits the predestined outcome.
4. Pat Summitts teams have scored infinity - twice.
5. When Gino Auriemma goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Pat Summitt.
6. The chief export of Pat Summitt is humiliation.
7. When Pat Summitt sends in her taxes, she sends blank forms and includes only a picture of herself with her 6 National Championship trophies; Pat has never had to pay taxes.
8. If Pat Summitt is late, call an official time out because the game clock is wrong.
9. Pat Summitt retired 10 years ago, but the UT athletic director cant get up the courage to tell her.
10. Pat Summitt is the mother of every undefeated womens basketball team including the 98 Lady Vols, 86 Lady Longhorns, and the 95 and 02 Lady Huskies.
11. Pat Summitt doesnt follow NCAA rules; she created them and can change them at any time, including the middle of a game.
12. Someone once tried to tell Pat Summitt that a well-conditioned team isnt the best way to win. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.
13. Pat Summitt won her first game before Naismith invented basketball.
14. Gino Auriemma owns a pair of Pat Summitt pajamas.
15. When Pat Summitt was in middle school, her English teacher assigned an essay: What is Success? Pat received an A+ for writing only the words Pat Head Summitt and promptly turning in the paper.
16. According to psychological studies, Pat Summitt can actually beat you before you step on the court.
17. Pat Summitt doesnt use motivational speeches; she simply says, I am Pat Summitt and you are my team.
18. Pat Summitt own the greatest Coaching Presence of all-time. It helped her win the 87 National Championship with only Eddie The Eagle, Tonya Harding, and William Hung. (Eddie is the worst ski jumper of all time)
19. The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Pat Summitt has been there. In that case the Lady Vols have beaten it to dust by running over it.
20. Pat Summitts action figure has won more games than most coaches.
21. Pat Summitt is the reason Osama Bin Laden is in hiding.
22. It was once believed that Pat Summitt actually lost a game to Jody Conrad, but that is a lie created by Pat Summitt to lure more Texas teams to her. Texans never were very smart.
23. John Wooden claims to have won 885 games in his career. Pat Summitt calls this a slow Tuesday.
24. Womens basketball requires Pat Summitt to survive. Why do you think the WNBA is going downhill?
25. Fast breaks were invented to have a faster way of fleeing from Pat Summitt. Not to be outdone, Pat invented the full court press.
26. Pat Summitt does not have to mow her grass; she simply stares at the grass and dares it to grow.
27. Pat Summitt can eat a scouting report and poop out a winning game plan.
28. Pat Summit invented 3 seconds in the lane because dominating the post was just too easy.
29. Louisiana Tech, the winner of the first Womens NCAA National Championship, found a note on the trophy that said Pat Summitt was here.
30. There are two kinds of people in this world: People who are Lady Vols and people who are going to get beat.
31. Every retired womens basketball coach ever found has the imprint of a size 11 high heel on his/her face. Analysts are baffled, but we know why.
32. Pat Summitt challenged a statue to a staring contest. Pat Summitt remains undefeated. (Analyst Stacy Dale Schumann noted that either the statue or Pat would win)
33. When Tyler Summitt does something wrong, hed rather be roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris than have a 1-on-1 chat with mom, Pat.
34. The Lady Vols receive a technical foul in every game for having too many players on the court due to Pat Summitts stare being considered a 6th defender.
35. Jim Rome and half of ESPNs radio analysts took a vow of silence after a private conversation with Pat Summitt.
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