Political joke

[VolBeef88]

John McCain and Barack Obama somehow ended up at the same barbershop.
As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was spoken.
The barbers were even afraid to start a conversation, for fear it would turn to politics.

As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who had Obama in his chair reached for the after shave.
Obama was quick to stop him saying, 'No thanks, my wife Michelle will smell that and think I've been in a whorehouse,'

The second barber turned to McCain and said, 'How about you?'
McCain replied, 'Go ahead, my wife doesn't know what the inside of a Whorehouse smells like.'

 

[Vol Mania 21]

John McCain and Barack Obama somehow ended up at the same barbershop.
As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was spoken.
The barbers were even afraid to start a conversation, for fear it would turn to politics.

As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who had Obama in his chair reached for the after shave.
Obama was quick to stop him saying, 'No thanks, my wife Michelle will smell that and think I've been in a whorehouse,'

The second barber turned to McCain and said, 'How about you?'
McCain replied, 'Go ahead, my wife doesn't know what the inside of a Whorehouse smells like.'

:lolabove:

 

[TXA&M07]

copy, paste, forward! Thanks, that was awesome!

 

[tim]

> 2008 Democrat National Convention
> Schedule of Events
> 7:00 pm< /SPAN> OPENING FLAG BURNING
> 7:15 pm PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE TO THE U.N.
> 7:20 pm Ted Kennedy PROPOSES A TOAST
> 7:25 pm NONRELIGIOUS PRAYER AND WORSHIP - Jesse Jackson & Al Sharpton
> 7:45 pm CEREMONIAL TREE HUGGING - Darryl Hannah
> 7:55 pm Ted Kennedy PROPOSES A TOAST
> 8:00 pm HOW I INVENTED THE INTERNET - Al Gore
> 8:15 pm GAY WEDDING PLANNING - Rosie O'Donnell
> 8:35 pm Ted Kennedy PROPOSES A TOAST
> 8:40 pm OUR TROOPS ARE WAR CRIMINALS - John Kerry
> 9.00 pm MEMORIAL SERVICE FOR SADDAM AND HIS SONS - Cindy Sheehan and Susan
Sarandon
> 10:00 pm ANSWERING MACHINE ETIQUETTE - Alec Baldwin
> 11:00 pm Ted Kennedy PROPOSE S A TOAST
> 11:05 pm COLLECTION FOR THE OSAMA BIN LADEN KIDNEY TRANSPLANT FUND - Barbara
Streisand
> 11:15 pm FREE THE FREEDOM FIGHTERS FROM GUANTANAMO BAY - Sean Penn
> 11:30 pm OVAL OFFICE AFFAIRS - William Jefferson Clinton
> 11:45 pm Ted Kennedy PROPOSES A TOAST
> 11:50 pm HOW GEORGE BUSH BROUGHT DOWN THE WORLD TRADE TOWERS - Howard Dean
> 12:15 am TRUTH IN BROADCASTING AWARD - Presented to Dan Rather by Michael
Moore
> 12:25 am Ted Kennedy PROPOSES A TOAST
> 12:30 am SATELLITE ADDRESS - Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
> 12:45 am NOMINATION OF B arack Hussein Obama- Nancy Pelosi
> 1:00 am Ted Kennedy PROPOSES A TOAST To Obama
> 1:30 am Ted Kennedy PROPOSES A TOAST To Hillary Clinton
> 1:35 am Bill Clinton asks Ted Kennedy to drive Hillary home ;