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How To Speak About Women And Be Politically Correct:
1. She is not a "Babe" or a "Chick" - She is "Breasted American."
2. She is not a "Screamer" or a "Moaner" - She Is "Vocally Appreciative."
3. She is not "Easy" - She is "Horizontally Accessible."
4. She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway."
5. She has not "Been Around" - She is a "Previously-Enjoyed Companion."
6. She is not an "Airhead" - She is "Reality Impaired."
7. She does not get "Drunk" or "Tipsy" - She gets "Chemically Inconvenienced."
8. She does not have "Breast Implants" - She is "Medically Enhanced."
9. She does not "Nag" you - She becomes "Verbally Repetitive."
10. She is not a "Tramp" - She is "Sexually Extroverted."
11. She does not have "Major League Hooters" - She is "Pectorally Superior."
12. She is not a "Two -Bit Hooker" - She is a "Low Cost Provider."
How To Speak About Men And Be Politically Correct:
1. He does not have a "Beer Gut" - He has developed a "Liquid Grain Storage Facility."
2. He is not a "Bad Dancer" - He is "Overly Caucasian."
3. He does not "Get Lost All The Time" - He "Investigates Alternative Destinations."
4. He is not "Balding" - He is in "Follicle Regression."
5. He is not a "Cradle Robber" - He prefers "Generational Differential Relationships."
6. He does not get "Falling-Down Drunk" - He becomes "Accidentally Horizontal."
7. He does not act like a "Total Ass" - He develops a case of "Rectal-Cranial Inversion."
8. He is not a "Male Chauvinist Pig" - He has "Swine Empathy."
9. He is not afraid of "Commitment" - He is "Relationship Challenged."
10. He is not "Horny" - He is "Sexually Focused."
11. It's! not his "Crack" you see hanging out of his pants - It's "Rear Cleavage."
1. She is not a "Babe" or a "Chick" - She is "Breasted American."
2. She is not a "Screamer" or a "Moaner" - She Is "Vocally Appreciative."
3. She is not "Easy" - She is "Horizontally Accessible."
4. She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway."
5. She has not "Been Around" - She is a "Previously-Enjoyed Companion."
6. She is not an "Airhead" - She is "Reality Impaired."
7. She does not get "Drunk" or "Tipsy" - She gets "Chemically Inconvenienced."
8. She does not have "Breast Implants" - She is "Medically Enhanced."
9. She does not "Nag" you - She becomes "Verbally Repetitive."
10. She is not a "Tramp" - She is "Sexually Extroverted."
11. She does not have "Major League Hooters" - She is "Pectorally Superior."
12. She is not a "Two -Bit Hooker" - She is a "Low Cost Provider."
How To Speak About Men And Be Politically Correct:
1. He does not have a "Beer Gut" - He has developed a "Liquid Grain Storage Facility."
2. He is not a "Bad Dancer" - He is "Overly Caucasian."
3. He does not "Get Lost All The Time" - He "Investigates Alternative Destinations."
4. He is not "Balding" - He is in "Follicle Regression."
5. He is not a "Cradle Robber" - He prefers "Generational Differential Relationships."
6. He does not get "Falling-Down Drunk" - He becomes "Accidentally Horizontal."
7. He does not act like a "Total Ass" - He develops a case of "Rectal-Cranial Inversion."
8. He is not a "Male Chauvinist Pig" - He has "Swine Empathy."
9. He is not afraid of "Commitment" - He is "Relationship Challenged."
10. He is not "Horny" - He is "Sexually Focused."
11. It's! not his "Crack" you see hanging out of his pants - It's "Rear Cleavage."
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