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la.lovesorange

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FEMALE PRAYER FOR 2005:

Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong, One who loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I pray he's gainfully employed, When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?" I pray that this man will love me to no end, And always be my very best friend. Amen.

MALE PRAYER FOR 2005: I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a bass boat. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a
sh*t!!! Amen

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Originally posted by la.lovesorange@Mar 24, 2005 9:37 PM
FEMALE PRAYER FOR 2005:

Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong, One who loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I pray he's gainfully employed, When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?" I pray that this man will love me to no end, And always be my very best friend. Amen.

MALE PRAYER FOR 2005: I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a bass boat. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a
sh*t!!! Amen

:dlol:
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hey that male prayer is a stereotype. i actually hate huge boobs.. buttman here myslef. and intelligence i real important beleive it or not.
 
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Originally posted by checkerboard_charly+Mar 24, 2005 9:40 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (checkerboard_charly @ Mar 24, 2005 9:40 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-la.lovesorange@Mar 24, 2005 9:37 PM
FEMALE PRAYER FOR 2005:

Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who&#39;s not a creep, One who&#39;s handsome, smart and strong, One who loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks, One who&#39;ll call, not wait for weeks. I pray he&#39;s gainfully employed, When I spend his cash, won&#39;t be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh&#33; Send me a man who&#39;ll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?" I pray that this man will love me to no end, And always be my very best friend. Amen.

MALE PRAYER FOR 2005: I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a bass boat. This doesn&#39;t rhyme and I don&#39;t give a
sh*t&#33;&#33;&#33; Amen

:dlol:
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hey that male prayer is a stereotype. i actually hate huge boobs.. buttman here myslef. and intelligence i real important beleive it or not. [/quote]
I&#39;m with milo about the huge breasts thing. A major turnoff if you ask me&#33; It&#39;s all about a nice hinderpart and those beautiful, beautiful legs. :twocents:
 
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Originally posted by milohimself@Mar 24, 2005 11:28 PM
:lol: That was Charly that said that. I just like what I like.
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You&#39;re right. It was cc. Might be nice if I would pay attention, huh? :)
 
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So if I&#39;m reading this thread correctly . . . Charly and Surreal like junk in the trunk and Milo has a suscription to "Big Uns". :lol:
 
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Originally posted by milohimself@Mar 24, 2005 11:43 PM
:lol: I didn&#39;t say that...
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I know you didn&#39;t. I was just trying to figure out a way to work in a reference to Al Bundy&#39;s favorite magazine. :lol:
 
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