Irony is reason I always wear rumpled shirts and jeans.
So the bright young country boy graduates high school and his dad is relieved to have more help on the farm but the son wants to continue his education and so goes off to college for four years and happily returns to announce his success to his dad.
"I've got a degree now dad."
"What kind of degree?"
It's a BS degree."
"I told you that schooling would be a waste of money, I can get you all the BS you want for free down at the feed store any Saturday morning."
"Well I'll go get a better degree then."
So off to university goes the ladd and returns two years later with the news that he now has an MS degree, to which the old farmer replies;
"Son, all that means is more of the same, just more wasted money."
So off the son goes again and a few years later comes home and announces; "Dad, I now hold the highest degree and man can have!"
"What's that son?"
"Well, it's a PHD."
"All that means is piled high and deep!"
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Here's a funny one and it's a true story.
A young lady was interviewing an army general who was commander of a local base about a recent visit by a boy scout troop.
"So general, what did the boy scouts do while on your base?"
"We gave them a tour of the base, let them run the obstacle course, fed them in the chow hall, gave them an opportunity to test their marksmanship on the firing range and generally showed them everything a soldier does each day."
"You let them actually fire weapons?"
"Yes."
"But general aren't you equiping these young boys to become murderers?"
"No not at all young lady, you appear to be equipped to be a prostitute but that doesn't make you one does it?"
Dead air for about two minutes, interview over.
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