Realistic headlines you want to see after the Oklahoma game

[VolsnRavens]

1. USA Today: "Vols jump to #16 in the AP poll after stumping Stoops and Oklahoma"

2. ESPN: "Stoops stumbles as Oklahoma is upset by Tennessee, SEC."

3. Fox Sports: "Stoops can't back up SEC trash talk as his Sooners are taken down by unranked Tennessee."

4. Sporting News: "Youth over experience, Tennessee's heralded legacy recruiting class and Butch Jones show how to rebuild a traditional powerhouse as they roll into Norman and take down the Sooners"

And 1 we probably won't see but would be awesome:

5. Cover of Sports Illustrated: "Bob Stoops butch slapped in Norman by SEC once again."

Oh, and a realistic one by Govolsxtra: "Mistake prone Vols lucky to escape downtrodden Sooners with a win." JA

 

[Christian Lowe]

Tennessee looks improved, still not enough to be at oklahoma on the road.

 

[Boca Vol]

From the Maynardville Gazette:

We Done Whooped 'Em!

 

[NMVol]

"Boomer Croomster"

 

[gnm53108]

Dang...this is tuff.

I'll take whats behind door #4.

 

[VolunteerHillbilly]

No Injuries, No Decommitments, No Blowout.

 

[checkerboards09]

Tennessee looks improved, still not enough to be at oklahoma on the road.

Yours don't count.

 

[Aerie Vol]

"Vols Return to Big Stage, 'Sooner' Than We Thought"

AV

 

[oregonvol]

"Vols' freshmen break out in big upset win over Sooners"

...flanked by...

"Bizarre skin disease spread by Alabama gear"

 

[butchna]

Vols receive 41 votes in latest USA Today/CNN rankings, after hate crime performance against Oklahoma Sooners.

 

[millst987]

Opportunity is nowhere

 

[LakeMaryFLVol]

Vols "Soon" now. Sooners swoon 38-24

 

[DaphneVol]

"Stoopid mistakes cost Oklahoma as Vols tune up for SEC Play"

 

[alexbond45]

"Oklahoma drops off the polls, Tennessee becomes #1"

"Kiffin costs Alabama game against southern miss, drops off the polls"

"The Swamp mysteriously sinks into the earth, UF loses 1st string players"

 

[IPleadInsanity]

Vols scalp Sooners! Sabin lobbies to take UT off rival list.

 

[Big Ugly Vol]

Vols upset sooners, as time expires. Stoops starts SEC chant in UT section after.

 

[oldfartvol]

Tennessee looks improved, still not enough to be at oklahoma on the road.

So, are they gonna bring Oklahoma to Knoxville?:dunno:

 

[dcm3w]

The reign of the SEC isn't over.

 

[Boca Vol]

Butch and Justin Lead the UT Band in a Post Game Celebration...oh wait!

Butch and Justin Play Rocky Top on a Jambox in the Locker Room After UT Beats OU!

 

[fade route]

"Vols prove fade route and Catbone have no idea what they're talking about"

 

[KingtUT]

"Vols Return to Big Stage, 'Sooner' Than We Thought"

AV

You're in the wrong profession.

 

[TBtheGBwiththeTD]

OP and I have differing definitions of "realistic"

More likely: "OU needs strong 4th quarter to down upstart Vols"

 

[YorkVol]

Realistic?

If we lose? "Sooners Roll Over Lower Tier SEC Team"

If we win? "Sooners Heartbroken Over Close Loss"

In either case, it will probably be around the third paragraph before Tennessee gets mentioned.

 

[VonoreVol]

Vols Rise to the Top "Sooner" than expected! - What I'd like to see

Young Vols Leave It All On the Field, But Fall Just Short of Uspet in Norman - More likely

 

[Nationdom]

Vols beat OU 34-17