Reasons we fixin to whip Oklahomleys ass

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These is some of the reasons we gone whip Oklahomleys ass this year


1. They sorry ass hell.

2. Bob Stoops is a damn idiot and he has compiled a staff of damn fools. Ole Butch wouldnt consider a single one of em for even a water boy position. Them damn jokers couldnt even cut the grass at Tennessee.

3.They team is soft and many of them is prolly sissies.

4.They quarterback Knight is 3 letters and a whole mess of skill softer than Knighten and we already done whooped his ass.

5.They best running back ain't even on the team and they second best only had 1 TD last year.

6. They defense is like that broke down wagon they drag around, old and top heavy.

7. They secondary is sorry as hell and they couldnt intercept a pass if you tossed it right to them underhanded. Them damn Sooners will be last in the country in errything.

8. Our team is more talented as ussual.

9. Them boys is afraid of the mighty T and all it stands for.

10. They mascots is prettier than they cheerleaders. Bunch a horse faced hags.

11. They fans is stupid and Norman is a ****hole.

12. Tennessee is a better state.

13. Coach Butch is a damn smart genius and is gone out trick coach Poops with his mind.

14. Our boys is better players and is tougher.

15. We took they Willie from em and ole Mr. Willie knows all they plays.

16. Our no band at all is still gonna be the best band on the field that day.

17. Our dog is more better and Rocky Top bad ass and will be sung all damn day long.

18. Most importantly we always WHIP THEY ASS!!!

My prediction is 100-0 VOLS.

If I left anything out yall please add it and as always how bout them VOLS!!!
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These is some of the reasons we gone whip Oklahomleys ass this year


1. They sorry ass hell.

2. Bob Stoops is a damn idiot and he has compiled a staff of damn fools. Ole Butch wouldnt consider a single one of em for even a water boy position. Them damn jokers couldnt even cut the grass at Tennessee.

3.They team is soft and many of them is prolly sissies.

4.They quarterback Knight is 3 letters and a whole mess of skill softer than Knighten and we already done whooped his ass.

5.They best running back ain't even on the team and they second best only had 1 TD last year.

6. They defense is like that broke down wagon they drag around, old and top heavy.

7. They secondary is sorry as hell and they couldnt intercept a pass if you tossed it right to them underhanded. Them damn Sooners will be last in the country in errything.

8. Our team is more talented as ussual.

9. Them boys is afraid of the mighty T and all it stands for.

10. They mascots is prettier than they cheerleaders. Bunch a horse faced hags.

11. They fans is stupid and Norman is a ****hole.

12. Tennessee is a better state.

13. Coach Butch is a damn smart genius and is gone out trick coach Poops with his mind.

14. Our boys is better players and is tougher.

15. We took they Willie from em and ole Mr. Willie knows all they plays.

16. Our no band at all is still gonna be the best band on the field that day.

17. Our dog is more better and Rocky Top bad ass and will be sung all damn day long.

18. Most importantly we always WHIP THEY ASS!!!

My prediction is 100-0 VOLS.

If I left anything out yall please add it and as always how bout them VOLS!!!
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The whiskey has started talking!
 
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These is some of the reasons we gone whip Oklahomleys ass this year


1. They sorry ass hell.

2. Bob Stoops is a damn idiot and he has compiled a staff of damn fools. Ole Butch wouldnt consider a single one of em for even a water boy position. Them damn jokers couldnt even cut the grass at Tennessee.

3.They team is soft and many of them is prolly sissies.

4.They quarterback Knight is 3 letters and a whole mess of skill softer than Knighten and we already done whooped his ass.

5.They best running back ain't even on the team and they second best only had 1 TD last year.

6. They defense is like that broke down wagon they drag around, old and top heavy.

7. They secondary is sorry as hell and they couldnt intercept a pass if you tossed it right to them underhanded. Them damn Sooners will be last in the country in errything.

8. Our team is more talented as ussual.

9. Them boys is afraid of the mighty T and all it stands for.

10. They mascots is prettier than they cheerleaders. Bunch a horse faced hags.

11. They fans is stupid and Norman is a ****hole.

12. Tennessee is a better state.

13. Coach Butch is a damn smart genius and is gone out trick coach Poops with his mind.

14. Our boys is better players and is tougher.

15. We took they Willie from em and ole Mr. Willie knows all they plays.

16. Our no band at all is still gonna be the best band on the field that day.

17. Our dog is more better and Rocky Top bad ass and will be sung all damn day long.

18. Most importantly we always WHIP THEY ASS!!!

My prediction is 100-0 VOLS.

If I left anything out yall please add it and as always how bout them VOLS!!!
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We are being misunderestimated.:crazy:
 
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These is some of the reasons we gone whip Oklahomleys ass this year


1. They sorry ass hell.

2. Bob Stoops is a damn idiot and he has compiled a staff of damn fools. Ole Butch wouldnt consider a single one of em for even a water boy position. Them damn jokers couldnt even cut the grass at Tennessee.

3.They team is soft and many of them is prolly sissies.

4.They quarterback Knight is 3 letters and a whole mess of skill softer than Knighten and we already done whooped his ass.

5.They best running back ain't even on the team and they second best only had 1 TD last year.

6. They defense is like that broke down wagon they drag around, old and top heavy.

7. They secondary is sorry as hell and they couldnt intercept a pass if you tossed it right to them underhanded. Them damn Sooners will be last in the country in errything.

8. Our team is more talented as ussual.

9. Them boys is afraid of the mighty T and all it stands for.

10. They mascots is prettier than they cheerleaders. Bunch a horse faced hags.

11. They fans is stupid and Norman is a ****hole.

12. Tennessee is a better state.

13. Coach Butch is a damn smart genius and is gone out trick coach Poops with his mind.

14. Our boys is better players and is tougher.

15. We took they Willie from em and ole Mr. Willie knows all they plays.

16. Our no band at all is still gonna be the best band on the field that day.

17. Our dog is more better and Rocky Top bad ass and will be sung all damn day long.

18. Most importantly we always WHIP THEY ASS!!!

My prediction is 100-0 VOLS.

If I left anything out yall please add it and as always how bout them VOLS!!!
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While the grammar and sentence structure are suspect, the feeling behind it appreciated. WE GON WHIP DEY AZZ!
 
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These is some of the reasons we gone whip Oklahomleys ass this year


1. They sorry ass hell.

2. Bob Stoops is a damn idiot and he has compiled a staff of damn fools. Ole Butch wouldnt consider a single one of em for even a water boy position. Them damn jokers couldnt even cut the grass at Tennessee.

3.They team is soft and many of them is prolly sissies.

4.They quarterback Knight is 3 letters and a whole mess of skill softer than Knighten and we already done whooped his ass.

5.They best running back ain't even on the team and they second best only had 1 TD last year.

6. They defense is like that broke down wagon they drag around, old and top heavy.

7. They secondary is sorry as hell and they couldnt intercept a pass if you tossed it right to them underhanded. Them damn Sooners will be last in the country in errything.

8. Our team is more talented as ussual.

9. Them boys is afraid of the mighty T and all it stands for.

10. They mascots is prettier than they cheerleaders. Bunch a horse faced hags.

11. They fans is stupid and Norman is a ****hole.

12. Tennessee is a better state.

13. Coach Butch is a damn smart genius and is gone out trick coach Poops with his mind.

14. Our boys is better players and is tougher.

15. We took they Willie from em and ole Mr. Willie knows all they plays.

16. Our no band at all is still gonna be the best band on the field that day.

17. Our dog is more better and Rocky Top bad ass and will be sung all damn day long.

18. Most importantly we always WHIP THEY ASS!!!

My prediction is 100-0 VOLS.

If I left anything out yall please add it and as always how bout them VOLS!!!
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Not really sure what the joke is, but I find these reasonable
 
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