Caller: yeah, this here’s Jethro from Bucksnort. How u doin Bob?
Bob: I’m fine, what is your question for the Coach?
Caller: weel…hey thar coach…how is you-uns doin?
Coach: I’m fine, sir, do u have a question ?
Caller: well, yeah, I shore do…I was jest wonderin…why do u like coachin..is it becausin all that thar big money.
Coach: (trying not to laugh)…well, the money is nice, but I just really like molding boys into good young men.
Caller: do you think somebody like me could do that…I got two younguns …i done molded them twice tonight with a hickory switch when they got to mouthin off…do u take a switch to them thar football players?
Bob: that’s all the time we have for this segment…and I never got my chocolate lava cake I ordered.