Report: Iran Less Than 10 Years Away From 2016, OH NOES!

[OrangeEmpire]

WASHINGTON, DC—According to an alarming new Department of Defense report combining civilian, military, and calendric evidence, Iran may be as few as nine years away from the year 2016.

"Every day they get one day closer," Defense Secretary Robert Gates said during a White House press conference Tuesday. "At the rate they're going, they will reach 2016 at the same time as the United States—and given their geographic position relative to the international date line, possibly even sooner."

The report recommended that the U.S. engage in bellicose international posturing, careless brinksmanship, and an eventual overwhelming series of nuclear strikes in order to prevent Iran from reaching this milestone.
- source

Thoughts?

 

[Volitics]

Considering the current direction that we're headed, and the rate of speed in which we're headed there, the world won't last that long.

 

[utvolpj]

Wow, we need to do something to stop them!

 

[CSpindizzy]

Switch them to the Chinese calendar.

 

[BigPapaVol]

hard to beat the Onion for some satire.