Richard Seymour Slaps Big Ben

#4
#4
Seymour is an instant favorite of women ages 17-55.
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#15
#15
Yeah, real NFL QB's trade cars and condos for sex from girls young enough to be their daughter while their wife and children sit at home.
 
#16
#16
How about this "article"?

Richard Seymour Called "Man of the Year"


OAKLAND, CA - Mere hours after Raiders' lineman Richard Seymour decked a helmeted Ben Roethlisberger during the Steelers' rout on Sunday, support for Seymour's punch rolled in from all over America, including a Georgia woman:

"It was one of the happiest days of my life, seeing that creep drop like a bag of sand," the woman said.

As eTrueSports went to press, Raiders owner Al Davis announced Seymour will be the first ever recipient of The Silver and Black Character Award. A sampling of the praise heaped on the nation's newest hero:



“I’m adding Richard to my list of candidates for Cardinal”
-- Pope Benedict XIV



“Maybe there is a God”
-- American Atheist Society



“Sweet”
-- N. O. W. spokesperson



"Pretending to stand up for Roethlisberger is one of the toughest things I’ve ever had to do in my entire career”
– Steelers’ O.L. (anon)




“Kudos to Richard Seymour”
- Center for American Justice



"Man of the Year"
-- Ethical Culture Society



"Eject him? They shoulda given him the game ball.”
-- Mohandas Gandhi
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And I'll add this:

"We should have PAID him $25,000."
-- NFL
 
#17
#17
Be nice if Seymour channeled his inner Costigan and gave Ben the radiator hose in the cellar door. Show him how it feels, prison style.
 
#21
#21
dobre_shunka said:
Yeah, real NFL QB's trade cars and condos for sex from girls young enough to be their daughter while their wife and children sit at home.
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the average age of an NFL quarterback is 28.

Big Ben is a very good quarterback, but he sucks at being a man.
 
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