Rod Wilks Joke Thread

[crusse10]

Hey, can y'all help me out? I need to collect a type of joke for class and I'm going with the Rod Wilks jokes. Let 'em fly!

 

[GASOUTHERNVOL]

Jalen Hurd once hit a linebacker so hard that he fell down then had to sit out the next play!

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

 

[Notorious B.E.N]

Hey, can y'all help me out? I need to collect a type of joke for class and I'm going with the Rod Wilks jokes. Let 'em fly!

Just Google Chuck Norris facts and replace his name with Rod Wilks.

 

[GASOUTHERNVOL]

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[triad280]

rod wilks can drown a fish...
he can hear sign language...

 

[Panthro]

Rod Wilks once went black and then DID go back.
M&Ms melt in his hands.
He CAN triple-stamp a double-stamp.

 

[MG1968]

Rod Wilks is the joke now. The only time his name ever gets mentioned is on a message board.

 

[dduncan4163]

Rod Wilks tears can cure cancer. Too bad he's never cried.

 

[dduncan4163]

While on a sex-spree in a Tijuana whorehouse, Rod Wilks used a live cougar as a condom.

The bodycount was fourteen Mexican whores and one cougar.


In Tijuana, they refer to this as "The Night of the Sodomizing Cougar-Man."
Rod Wilks refers to it as "last Thursday."