Roger Penske's sons arrested

[YankeeVol]

for an alleged break-in at the Nantucket Yacht Club after two women claimed they were assaulted in the club's parking lot

Report -- Roger Penske's sons arrested in Nantucket - ESPN

 

[doozer]

Awesome.

 

[Nerd-Vol]

There once was a man from Nantucket
Who kept all his cash in a bucket.
****But his daughter, named Nan,
****Ran away with a man
And as for the bucket, Nantucket.