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FORT LAUDERDALE, Fla. - Orioles pitcher Eric DuBose was arrested and charged with driving under the influence early Monday morning in Sarasota, Fla., before making a start later that day at the team's minor league complex. He was released on $500 bond.

DuBose, 28, was arrested at 1:17 a.m. after an officer on foot patrol observed the pitcher's black GMC truck swerving into an oncoming lane, according to the Sarasota County police report. DuBose also came close to rear-ending another vehicle, the report said.

Deputy T.W. Shirley contacted another officer, who pulled over DuBose's vehicle. Shirley identified DuBose as the driver.

According to the report, Deputy David Clark Jr. saw DuBose's truck swerve across the yellow line three times. Clark noted that DuBose's speech was slurred, and the pitcher exhibited poor balance, had watery and blood-shot eyes and an "odor of alcoholic beverage."

The report states DuBose informed Clark he had "a couple" drinks at the Cafe Gardens and Daquiri Deck in Sarasota. When instructed to recite the alphabet, DuBose allegedly said, "I'm from Alabama, and they have a different alphabet."


:lol:

http://www.baltimoresun.com/sports/basebal...ack=1&cset=true
 
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since they have a different alphabet, maybe they count differently too. that's why they claim so many championships
 
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Why do we know that the toohbrush was invented in Alabama?

If it were invented anywhere else, it would've been called a "teethbrush"
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Everyone has probably already heard that one, but figured it was a good time to make a jab at the Bammers.
 
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Sorry. Can't resist:
 

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The only letter that bammers really know is A, after that, it gets a little complicated.
 
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Here's a good one I stole from someone on another board - it was their avatar.
 

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This may be in poor taste. Too bad.
 

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And for some reason, the 2-man game of musical chairs never found a winner.
 

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Church Sign in River Falls, AL
 

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Originally posted by kiddiedoc@Mar 24, 2005 1:20 PM
This may be in poor taste. Too bad.

That's good. Would have been better if it was Chevy Chase like on the old SNL skits.
 

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