Saban rumors roll

[Face]

This should be fun to watch.

Bama will get gruden if Saban leaves lol:

BREAKING: SABAN HEADED TO TEXAS? - Roll 'Bama Roll

 

[Tenacguy50]

Under strict condition of anonymity, sources close to the Alabama program have confirmed that Saban is in fact ticketed on a flight to Texas in the latter part of the week. :crazy:

I would say this is 100% accurate since Bama plays Texas A&M this Saturday.

 

[Volgrad98]

I would say this is 100% accurate since Bama plays Texas A&M this Saturday.

:lolabove:

 

[bowlinggreenvol]

Under strict condition of anonymity, sources close to the Alabama program have confirmed that Saban is in fact ticketed on a flight to Texas in the latter part of the week. :crazy:

I would say this is 100% accurate since Bama plays Texas A&M this Saturday.

I considered making the same comment last night when reading this but wasn't sure if the author was being sarcastic or not. Later in the article he points out the fact they're playing A&M.

 

[Aesius]

"Disclosure: This is Parody"

 

[volatil]

Smoke screeny

 

[B-Stizzy]

I thought the unlimited little debbies offer would help people notice this a joke.

 

[vol-un-tear]

Backwards move...

 

[FullButchVol]

There would be mass suicides in Bama if he ever left for another school.

 

[dembewbs]

bama cant compete with texas money...hook em

 

[bamawriter]

bama cant compete with texas money...hook em

Someone missed the joke.

 

[Orange_Crush]

There would be mass suicides in Bama if he ever left for another school.

"Sons of Saban -- Alabama" tattoo guy would be the first casualty.

On second thought, he'd have a friend burn it off with Basic Lights and a Black N Mild.

 

[hog88]

There would be mass suicides in Bama if he ever left for another school.

Would be extremely funny to watch the mass hysteria.

 

[Shaun1985]

lol. The good ol flight tracker eh? Nice. Glad to see the OTHER UT go thru it. Poor ol Mack Brown.

 

[give_him 6]

Soon.

 

[sanddune50]

There would be mass suicides in Bama if he ever left for another school.

Don't know. Might be a good thing. Maybe the people of Alabama will get back to work and do something productive like paving their roads.

 

[alaVOL]

BREAKING:

DAVIE, Fla. -- Nick Saban says he doesn't browse the Internet, never sends e-mails or surfs from site to site.

He might have to start soon, if only to follow the persistent rumors about him and his future.

A story posted on NFL.com this week said Alabama "keeps on making runs at Saban" in an effort to persuade the Miami Dolphins coach to return to college and take over in Tuscaloosa for fired Mike Shula. The same story even said an unnamed NFL head coach said Saban is getting closer to joining the Crimson Tide.

So on Thursday, Saban -- who has tried to denounce the story about him potentially going to Alabama numerous times in recent weeks -- again, and adamantly, denied that he's headed back to the college ranks.

"I guess I have to say it," Saban said. "I'm not going to be the Alabama coach."


Oh.......................wait