Sad news.

[LadyinOrange]

I really don't know how to tell y'all this. I'm so afraid it will cause hard feelings and disrupt the equilibrium of the board, but if it wasn't necessary, I would not do it. Telling bad news is always a bitter pill, but maybe y'all won't "shoot the messenger" so to speak. Anyway, I thought y'all should hear it from me...











There's no such thing as Santa Claus.

 

[volinbham]

Of course I already knew that - the Easter Bunny told me.

 

[volinbham]

Mr. Hankey is real though...right?

 

[LadyinOrange]

:lolup:

 

[U-T]

Originally posted by volinbham@Dec 13, 2004 11:57 PM
Mr. Hankey is real though...right?

 

[volinbham]

Sometimes he's nutty, sometimes he's corny
He can be brown or greenish brown...

 

[BWeller18]

:lol:

 

[Volstorm]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[volshistory]

Hiiii-deeee ho!

Gosh you smell all nice and flowery!

 

[volmanjr]

BS!!! he's alive he works the graveyard shift with Elvis at the Quick-Mart in Pulaski

 

[TennFan]

:gun: Oh, NO! Well, then who is that guy in the white beard and red suit I see beginning after Thanksgiving? Someone told me years ago it was Santa's helper-no not the elves.
Anyway I heard it from the Easter Bunny who heard it from someone else and passed it along.

Please don't let those under 10 years old know this.

 

[volmanjr]

I got a $ from the toothfairy last night, word from insiders is that Santa and the toothfairy are having an affair

 

[allvol]

Originally posted by volmanjr@Dec 14, 2004 2:49 PM
BS!!! he's alive he works the graveyard shift with Elvis at the Quick-Mart in Pulaski

 

[OWB]

That is sad news. Does this mean that I am not going to get the hot woman who loves Tennessee football for christmas?

 

[LadyinOrange]

I thought naughty folks didn't get ANYTHING for ChristX.

:lol:

 

[OWB]

Originally posted by LadyinOrange@Dec 14, 2004 9:04 PM
I thought naughty folks didn't get ANYTHING for ChristX.

:lol:

Naughty people get a paddling every once and a while. Do you own a paddle LIO? :bottom:

 

[LadyinOrange]

Nope.I don't give paddlings. I give extra homework and take away recess.

 

[Mayberry Vol]

Originally posted by allvol+Dec 14, 2004 4:08 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (allvol @ Dec 14, 2004 4:08 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-volmanjr@Dec 14, 2004 2:49 PM
BS&#33;&#33;&#33; he&#39;s alive he works the graveyard shift with Elvis at the Quick-Mart in Pulaski

[/quote]
Oh my God&#33; Elvis IS Santa&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; epper:

 

[OWB]

Originally posted by LadyinOrange@Dec 18, 2004 2:05 AM
Nope.I don&#39;t give paddlings. I give extra homework and take away recess.

:unsure:

 

[OWB]

That would have been a change for me. I spent most of my elementary school days with my nose to the chalkboard. :shakehead:

 

[Volstorm]

She waits until recess, and then beats them.

 

[volattic]

are you crappoing me no santa i am in total shock &#33;&#33;&#33;