SCARY! Wednesday night prayer service.......*Warning*

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OrangeEmpire

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Ok, typical Wednesday, I meet my wife and son after she gets off work; we eat and then head off to Wednesday night prayer service.

Typically the church serves a dinner and then there is a time of fellowship before pastor starts the prayer service.

Well every one is praying, then a gentleman gives his prayer requests and part of it includes
N. Korea. *Which I do not have a problem with.*

But, as soon as he is done, another gentleman gives a reply about N. Korea. I am paraphrasing, you know, North Korea is just like Israel when God told the Jews to go in and kill men, women, children and all the animals so that the Jews could take hold of the promised land.

He continued by saying, Macarthur wanted to go into China and fight them too. If we would have fought them then, then we would not have these problems. That is why we have problems, because we do not finish the job.

I wrote to my wife on my scrap paper I take notes on, "This is getting scary!"

Then the two who started the conversation started on China and the 200 million man army from the east that will surround Palestine.

A third joined in and agreed and started babbling/rambling!

1.) God told us to kill every one?

2.) So we stoop to the German level and eradicate those whom we do not agree with?

3.) Why didn't we start a war with Russia while we were still in Europe?

4.) We are not near the end times; you think our world is bad now?

5.) Reaffirms why people think Christians are nut-jobs.
 
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#7
Yeah... It's been a while since I've been to a church service. Reason being was last service I was at was filled with borderline violent homophobic talk. Granted, it was a Baptist church, but still... I don't need congregation to reaffirm my faith. I'm good, thank you.
 
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#10
On a side note, have you ever read "Salvation on Sand Mountain"?

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#16
#16
I can just see you sitting with your legs folded, tooting on a little flute, with a cobra inching up out of a basket!!
 
#19
#19
It was actually just a matter of getting rid of that tricky mongoose under the couch.
 

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