Schedule Bama should have...

[GroverCleveland]

Borrowed and slightly modified...

Week 1 - @ Ohio State
Week 2 - @ Clemson
Week 3 - @ Georgia
Week 4 - @ New England
Week 5 - @ '85 Chicago Bears
Week 6 - @ '85 Actual Bears
Week 7 - @ USS Nimitz
Week 8 - @ The Avengers
Week 9 - @ A Volcano
Week 10 bye week
Week 11 - @ 1st SS Panzer Korps
Week 12 - @ Auburn

SEC Championship: vs. The Hosts of Hell

 

[LittleCat]

Probably still gonna win 10+.

 

[TDawg]

Borrowed and slightly modified...

Week 1 - @ Ohio State
Week 2 - @ Clemson
Week 3 - @ Georgia
Week 4 - @ New England
Week 5 - @ '85 Chicago Bears
Week 6 - @ '85 Actual Bears
Week 7 - @ USS Nimitz
Week 8 - @ The Avengers
Week 9 - @ A Volcano
Week 10 bye week
Week 11 - @ 1st SS Panzer Korps
Week 12 - @ Auburn

SEC Championship: vs. The Hosts of Hell

The single funniest post I have seen on any board ALL YEAR

 

[VolNExile]

The single funniest post I have seen on any board ALL YEAR

With LittleCat's prompt reply as runner-up.

 

[Hoosier_Vol]

11-1

 

[LibertyVol]

This should be their schedule considering they are getting paid. They are professional football players without being subject to drug testing.

 

[TrueOrange]

Borrowed and slightly modified...

Week 1 - @ Ohio State
Week 2 - @ Clemson
Week 3 - @ Georgia
Week 4 - @ New England
Week 5 - @ '85 Chicago Bears
Week 6 - @ '85 Actual Bears
Week 7 - @ USS Nimitz
Week 8 - @ The Avengers
Week 9 - @ A Volcano
Week 10 - @ Chucxulub impactor
Week 11 - @ 1st SS Panzer Koepp
Week 12 - @ Auburn

SEC Championship: vs. The Hosts of Hell

There ya go.

 

[05_never_again]

This should be their schedule considering they are getting paid. They are professional football players without being subject to drug testing.

Right, and that goes on at no other places in the country.

 

[GroverCleveland]

There ya go.

We might need'em for that one.

 

[TrueOrange]

We might need'em for that one.

The dinosaurs certainly could have used 'em for that one.

 

[GroverCleveland]

The dinosaurs certainly could have used 'em for that one.

Well, then they would face the raptors and T-Rex's in the playoffs. Probably still win.

 

[BowlBrother85]

All this respect for the '85 Bears... the '92 Cowboys were better.

 

[LouderVol]

All this respect for the '85 Bears... the '92 Cowboys were better.

I usually here is as the 85' bears' defense.

 

[McDad]

Borrowed and slightly modified...

Week 1 - @ Ohio State
Week 2 - @ Clemson
Week 3 - @ Georgia
Week 4 - @ New England
Week 5 - @ '85 Chicago Bears
Week 6 - @ '85 Actual Bears
Week 7 - @ USS Nimitz
Week 8 - @ The Avengers
Week 9 - @ A Volcano
Week 10 bye week
Week 11 - @ 1st SS Panzer Korps
Week 12 - @ Auburn

SEC Championship: vs. The Hosts of Hell

Great post. Lots of lulz from me. Thanks.

 

[BigOrangeTrain]

All this respect for the '85 Bears... the '92 Cowboys were better.

Please tell me you forgot the blue font. The 85 Bears would have destroyed the 92 Boys.

 

[BowlBrother85]

Please tell me you forgot the blue font. The 85 Bears would have destroyed the 92 Boys.

Dude, best offensive line in history with the best back? Come on...

 

[BigOrangeTrain]

Dude, best offensive line in history with the best back? Come on...

The unquestioned best overall defense of all time, with a better RB than Smith. Defense wins championships. Smith would have been neutralized. Dallas would have been tutned into a one dimensional team. As great as their WRs and TEs were, the Bears pass rush would have been too much. The game wouldnt have been close. Walter Peyton would have ran wild. Come on indeed.

 

[NorCalVol67]

Borrowed and slightly modified...

Week 1 - @ Ohio State
Week 2 - @ Clemson
Week 3 - @ Georgia
Week 4 - @ New England
Week 5 - @ '85 Chicago Bears
Week 6 - @ '85 Actual Bears
Week 7 - @ USS Nimitz
Week 8 - @ The Avengers
Week 9 - @ A Volcano
Week 10 bye week
Week 11 - @ 1st SS Panzer Korps
Week 12 - @ Auburn

SEC Championship: vs. The Hosts of Hell

Well done.

 

[Grand Vol]

Borrowed and slightly modified...

SEC Championship: vs. The Hosts of Hell

Who's coaching them?

Asking because it's obvious Saban already sold his soul to the Devil.

 

[GroverCleveland]

Who's coaching them?

Asking because it's obvious Saban already sold his soul to the Devil.

Yeah, but they had a falling out over the Process and something about rat poison. Saban is still coaching.

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

All this respect for the '85 Bears... the '92 Cowboys were better.

Yes!