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with roughly 3/4 of the season in the books for the SEC how do you see the final standings?
SEC East
1. Florida (11-1, 7-1). The Gators are running downhill from here on out.
2. Tennessee (10-2, 6-2). With two tough contests to go before beatdown time on KY and VU, the Vols go 1-1 losing at home to LSU and winning at Arky.
3. UGA (7-5, 4-4). The Dawgs pick-up a road win at KY before being taken to the woodshed by AU and GaTech.
4. SC (6-6, 3-5). The Cocks last, best chance for an SEC win was the Vols and they blew it. Losses to Arky, UF and Clemson will not be salved by a victory over MTSU. At least that big win over Wofford keeps 'em bowl eligible.
5. Kentucky (6-6, 3-5). The Commonwealth channels the spirits of Jared Lorenzen and Tim Couch en route to a victory over the cellar-bound Commodores and the victory over La Monroe ensures bowl eligibility for the Kats. (For the residual SC fans on the board please take notice that will be 6 wins over D1A schools).
6. Vanderbilt (4-8, 1-7). Cutler? Cutler? Where for art thou Cutler? The Dores resume their righful place in the deep, dark cesspool that is the SEC cellar losing to KY, UF and UT. Delirious Vandy fans begin a chant of "two-thousand-five" after the Vols post their 8th TD of the game on the hapless Commodores. The Vols respond with an onsides kick, leading to their 9th TD.
SEC West
1. Auburn (11-1, 7-1). The WarEagleTigerBarnClipClops' dream comes true when UT and LSU defeat Arky, thereby clearing the way for a UF-AU rematch in Hotlanta.
2. LSU (10-2, 6-2). LSU manages to win out Elvis style, TCB against UT, Ole Miss, Bama and Arky.
3. Arkansas (9-3, 6-2). Mustain's luck runs out against the superior pass coverage of UT and LSU. McFadden gets over 100 yards rushing in each game but it's just not enough. MissSt gets to play punching bag between losses.
4. Alabama (7-5, 3-5). A picnic with MissSt precedes the butt whoopin' from AU and LSU. Didn't Bama used to beat those teams?
5. Ole Miss (4-7, 2-6). Q. Hotty Totty gosh amighty who the heck are we? A. An embarassment to the SEC. The Rebs win the eggbowl, woopdeefreakindoo!
6. Miss State (2-10, 0-8). It's all over but the shoutin'.
SEC East
1. Florida (11-1, 7-1). The Gators are running downhill from here on out.
2. Tennessee (10-2, 6-2). With two tough contests to go before beatdown time on KY and VU, the Vols go 1-1 losing at home to LSU and winning at Arky.
3. UGA (7-5, 4-4). The Dawgs pick-up a road win at KY before being taken to the woodshed by AU and GaTech.
4. SC (6-6, 3-5). The Cocks last, best chance for an SEC win was the Vols and they blew it. Losses to Arky, UF and Clemson will not be salved by a victory over MTSU. At least that big win over Wofford keeps 'em bowl eligible.
5. Kentucky (6-6, 3-5). The Commonwealth channels the spirits of Jared Lorenzen and Tim Couch en route to a victory over the cellar-bound Commodores and the victory over La Monroe ensures bowl eligibility for the Kats. (For the residual SC fans on the board please take notice that will be 6 wins over D1A schools).
6. Vanderbilt (4-8, 1-7). Cutler? Cutler? Where for art thou Cutler? The Dores resume their righful place in the deep, dark cesspool that is the SEC cellar losing to KY, UF and UT. Delirious Vandy fans begin a chant of "two-thousand-five" after the Vols post their 8th TD of the game on the hapless Commodores. The Vols respond with an onsides kick, leading to their 9th TD.
SEC West
1. Auburn (11-1, 7-1). The WarEagleTigerBarnClipClops' dream comes true when UT and LSU defeat Arky, thereby clearing the way for a UF-AU rematch in Hotlanta.
2. LSU (10-2, 6-2). LSU manages to win out Elvis style, TCB against UT, Ole Miss, Bama and Arky.
3. Arkansas (9-3, 6-2). Mustain's luck runs out against the superior pass coverage of UT and LSU. McFadden gets over 100 yards rushing in each game but it's just not enough. MissSt gets to play punching bag between losses.
4. Alabama (7-5, 3-5). A picnic with MissSt precedes the butt whoopin' from AU and LSU. Didn't Bama used to beat those teams?
5. Ole Miss (4-7, 2-6). Q. Hotty Totty gosh amighty who the heck are we? A. An embarassment to the SEC. The Rebs win the eggbowl, woopdeefreakindoo!
6. Miss State (2-10, 0-8). It's all over but the shoutin'.
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