Top Recruiting Quotes From Around the SEC
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At LSU: "I have an interview request from Dandy who?"
At Tennessee : "Okay, I can't understand a word the big one is saying, and Special K over there is a little bitch, but if you sign that check, I'll sign the LOI!"
At Florida: "Hey, NuNu. It's Urban. Are you thinking of me? Why haven't you called? How's the visit going? Yeah, he is a little bitch. What?! Wow, thats a lot of zeros! No, we can't top that, but our orange uniforms are prettier than theirs! Not good enough? ****. Well, at least we're getting the other Richardson kid."
At Alabama: "Here at BAMA, it's about the system. The system is about discipline. That's why most of our recruits spend their first few years at Hargrave Military Academy."
At Ole Miss: Still no offer from LSU?! Damn. Guess I'll bust with Nutt like these other 40 3-star mofos.
At Miss State: I have a fever, and the only cure is MORE COWBELL!!!!
At Auburn: "Yo, DB. It's Fi-CHIZ-il, izzle. Look, if for some unforeseen reason you don't have a scholly offer tomorrow, I got the hook up!"
At Arkansas:
Petrino - "Hi, my name is Bobby."
Job Hoppers Anonymous Group - "Hi, Bobby."
Petrino - "It's been 396 days since my last job interview"
At South Carolina: "Hello, this is the Head Ball Coach. No, I'm afraid coach Cooper doesn't work here anymore. Wait! Who is this?! Is that you again, Les?!! Dammit, leave me alone!"
At Kentucky: "Come to UK. Our future here is much brighter than our fan base, and we have ponies!"
At Vanderbilt: "I'm sorry, son, but you just don't have the grades to get into this university. Have you tried Alabama?"
At Georgia: "Oh, yeah, we have that Tennesse game circled on the calendar! We're gonna do Lane Kiffin like the Deliverance hillbillys did Ned Beatty! Squeal like a pig, boy! You know, he do got a purty mouth!"
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At LSU: "I have an interview request from Dandy who?"
At Tennessee : "Okay, I can't understand a word the big one is saying, and Special K over there is a little bitch, but if you sign that check, I'll sign the LOI!"
At Florida: "Hey, NuNu. It's Urban. Are you thinking of me? Why haven't you called? How's the visit going? Yeah, he is a little bitch. What?! Wow, thats a lot of zeros! No, we can't top that, but our orange uniforms are prettier than theirs! Not good enough? ****. Well, at least we're getting the other Richardson kid."
At Alabama: "Here at BAMA, it's about the system. The system is about discipline. That's why most of our recruits spend their first few years at Hargrave Military Academy."
At Ole Miss: Still no offer from LSU?! Damn. Guess I'll bust with Nutt like these other 40 3-star mofos.
At Miss State: I have a fever, and the only cure is MORE COWBELL!!!!
At Auburn: "Yo, DB. It's Fi-CHIZ-il, izzle. Look, if for some unforeseen reason you don't have a scholly offer tomorrow, I got the hook up!"
At Arkansas:
Petrino - "Hi, my name is Bobby."
Job Hoppers Anonymous Group - "Hi, Bobby."
Petrino - "It's been 396 days since my last job interview"
At South Carolina: "Hello, this is the Head Ball Coach. No, I'm afraid coach Cooper doesn't work here anymore. Wait! Who is this?! Is that you again, Les?!! Dammit, leave me alone!"
At Kentucky: "Come to UK. Our future here is much brighter than our fan base, and we have ponies!"
At Vanderbilt: "I'm sorry, son, but you just don't have the grades to get into this university. Have you tried Alabama?"
At Georgia: "Oh, yeah, we have that Tennesse game circled on the calendar! We're gonna do Lane Kiffin like the Deliverance hillbillys did Ned Beatty! Squeal like a pig, boy! You know, he do got a purty mouth!"
