SEC Shorts (Bama on the couch)

#13
#13
Gonna enjoy the love for as long as it lasts. Eventually it will turn to hate as we win our 20th consecutive national championship in a couple decades.:)

Oh yeah this. Typical American sports culture. Rise to the top from nothing, rags to riches...everyone loves you. Win the Natty. You are the media's darling. Win a second one, the haters really start talking. The media starts to ask who's gonna rise up to the challenge. After a third one, it's full on "us against the world". You become the most hated team and everyone is going to start loving on GA and FL on their quest to reclaim the "glory days". It's all a big cycle lol.
 
#15
#15
pretty good one, but hard to go thru whole conference and still deep dive into a single topic...thought they'd go off on great TaM content.
 
#19
#19
“We’re still number one but that seems to be getting lost in the we-love-TN media narrative.”
 
#20
#20
Ehh, two and a half minutes too long. They sometimes like to throw all the schools in to "kitchen sink" the humor when they don't have something good. Just have everyone make an appearance to keep people happy I guess. Really, just doing this bit with A&M, Alabama, and Georgia would have been enough. And less words.

Like, rather than all that talking, just make it quick and snappy. Have A&M say something like "remember when you said it's okay to spend on myself" and "what if I want to do it again?" Alabama should have just been saying "she was so scary, I didn't know what to do, she was so big and so ... ORANGE." Granted, they'd never do that though. Too corporate for that. Maybe have Alabama just sitting there mid-sentence saying "I mean, seriously, the Outback Bowl? What is that? Is that even a real bowl? Out. Back. Bowl. That sounds fake. Who names their bowl after a restaurant?" "It's real alright." "Seriously? 'cause I've never heard of it. Out. Back. Bowl. Definitely sounds fake." "It's a famous bowl game." "Pfft, yeah right, I'm sure it's up there with the Cheez-Its Bowl or the Chik-Fil-A Bowl, ha ha ha." "Those are also bowl games." "GET. OUT."

And UGA can do it's "I feel like no one pays attention to me" and talks obliviously while Tennessee guy slips in, takes the therapist by the hand, and they sneak out the door - and the UGA talks for a few more seconds, realizes he's alone in the room, and "THIS. THIS is what I'm talking about! THIS!"
 
#22
#22
I don't know where they scored that UT puff jacket, but it is epic!

Brother, I got one that tops that. The Starter puff jacket that was pull over only and had no pockets but instead hand muffs in the front.

I got them for both GT and UT. The Jackets get good again and I am gonna be pulling in all the honeys.
 
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