Ari Silverstein
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S: Coach Raleigh, and I use the word "Coach" with great amounts of latitude <burp>, tell us about your failures this season.
R: I think that I outthought myself.
S: You think?
R: I think I think.
S: I think not.
R: Got a Twinkie?
S: Try to focus. I have heard you say that the team was "well rounded"
R: I think we are. We can't pitch, ok, and we didn't hit well enough, ok, but we're not far off.
S: Far off from what?
R: 7th place. I can't wait until next year.
S: Why?
R: Food supposed to be better at the cafeterias.
S: :crazy: Baseball, baseball. :blink: Do you believe that you deserve to return as HC?
R: I think I have some great recruits coming in, and I think we will be able to shore up those pitchers. I think (next season) will be a whole different story.
S: With freshmen leading the way?
R: I think so. They'll know all the kewl places to eat.
S: :banghead2: Coach, with exceedingly enormous offense purposefully intended, why not quit and save the university, the players, the fans and yourself another year of immense, unbearable humiliation?
R: I think that Mikey just needs to pay off my 2011 salary.
S: That's it?
R: Or I'll take my severance in Bud Beer and chips. With that liquid cheese stuff on them. :biggrin:
S: Ya' think?
R: Not on an empty tummy. I think, I think I don't feel...so...goooood...:mega_shok:
R: I think that I outthought myself.
S: You think?
R: I think I think.
S: I think not.
R: Got a Twinkie?
S: Try to focus. I have heard you say that the team was "well rounded"
R: I think we are. We can't pitch, ok, and we didn't hit well enough, ok, but we're not far off.
S: Far off from what?
R: 7th place. I can't wait until next year.
S: Why?
R: Food supposed to be better at the cafeterias.
S: :crazy: Baseball, baseball. :blink: Do you believe that you deserve to return as HC?
R: I think I have some great recruits coming in, and I think we will be able to shore up those pitchers. I think (next season) will be a whole different story.
S: With freshmen leading the way?
R: I think so. They'll know all the kewl places to eat.
S: :banghead2: Coach, with exceedingly enormous offense purposefully intended, why not quit and save the university, the players, the fans and yourself another year of immense, unbearable humiliation?
R: I think that Mikey just needs to pay off my 2011 salary.
S: That's it?
R: Or I'll take my severance in Bud Beer and chips. With that liquid cheese stuff on them. :biggrin:
S: Ya' think?
R: Not on an empty tummy. I think, I think I don't feel...so...goooood...:mega_shok:
