So is Dobbs officially now known as "Rocketman"?

[OrangeAllDay]

Apollo 11 is the best nickname by far

 

[governmentmule]

Thoth
Kid Icarus
Space Dobbs
The Scholar
The Rocky Top Rocket
RocketVol

Josh Dobbs

i liked this one
The Rocky Top Rocket

of course RocketMan is pretty damn good too

 

[governmentmule]

Wow VN at its best.. Kid is a freshman n with less than a game under his belt n we start threads n nicknames..

What if he throws tons of interceptions will u start calling him scud rocket man for his inaccuracy? Lol

Rocket Dropit ?

atomic explosion ?

exothermic reaction?

 

[johnboyhunter]

Hopefully Elton John doesn't sue for copyright infringement.

He got the start when Worley went down
3rd quarter, 2nd half Alabama.
Its going to be a long fight now

I go to physics class at 8am
It's lonely being an ace in class
On such a timeless flight

And I think it's gonna be a long, long time ‘til touchDOWNS
brings me round again to find I'm not the man they think I am in Calculus
Oh no, no, no, I'm a rocket man
Rocket man, burning up SEC defenses all alone

And I think it's gonna be a long, long time ‘til touchDOWNS
brings me round again to find I'm not the man they think I am in Calculus
Oh no, no, no, I'm a rocket man
Rocket man, burning up SEC defenses all alone


The swamp ain't the place they say it is.
In fact it's full of Jorts and Mullets
And there's no one there with a half a brain.

And all this science class, I don't understand
It's just my job five days a week
A rocket man, a rocket man

And I think it's gonna be a long, long time ‘til touchDOWNS
brings me round again to find I'm not the man they think I am in Calculus
Oh no, no, no, I'm a rocket man
Rocket man, burning up SEC defenses all alone

And I think it's gonna be a long, long time ‘til touchDOWNS
brings me round again to find I'm not the man they think I am in Calculus
Oh no, no, no, I'm a rocket man
Rocket man, burning up SEC defenses all alone

And I think it's gonna be a long, long time
til Peterman or Worley see the field again
And I think it's gonna be a long, long time
til Florida is ever in their prime again
And I think it's gonna be a long, long time
til Tebow every plays a down of ball again
And I think it's gonna be a long, long time
til Kiffin ever gets a job again
And I think it's gonna be a long, long time
til Monti Te'o ever gets laid again
And I think it's gonna be a long, long time
And I think it's gonna be a long, long time
And I think it's gonna be a long, long time

 

[johnboyhunter]

racist, IMO

at least it is not Pocket Rocket

 

[johnboyhunter]

Wow VN at its best.. Kid is a freshman n with less than a game under his belt n we start threads n nicknames..

What if he throws tons of interceptions will u start calling him scud rocket man for his inaccuracy? Lol

There is a difference between a rocket and a missile.

Hopefully he has 'laser guided trajectory'

 

[Catbone]

He got the start when Worley went down
3rd quarter, 2nd half Alabama.
Its going to be a long fight now

I go to physics class at 8am
It's lonely being an ace in class
On such a timeless flight

And I think it's gonna be a long, long time ‘til touchDOWNS
brings me round again to find I'm not the man they think I am in Calculus
Oh no, no, no, I'm a rocket man
Rocket man, burning up SEC defenses all alone

And I think it's gonna be a long, long time ‘til touchDOWNS
brings me round again to find I'm not the man they think I am in Calculus
Oh no, no, no, I'm a rocket man
Rocket man, burning up SEC defenses all alone


The swamp ain't the place they say it is.
In fact it's full of Jorts and Mullets
And there's no one there with a half a brain.

And all this science class, I don't understand
It's just my job five days a week
A rocket man, a rocket man

And I think it's gonna be a long, long time ‘til touchDOWNS
brings me round again to find I'm not the man they think I am in Calculus
Oh no, no, no, I'm a rocket man
Rocket man, burning up SEC defenses all alone

And I think it's gonna be a long, long time ‘til touchDOWNS
brings me round again to find I'm not the man they think I am in Calculus
Oh no, no, no, I'm a rocket man
Rocket man, burning up SEC defenses all alone

And I think it's gonna be a long, long time
til Peterman or Worley see the field again
And I think it's gonna be a long, long time
til Florida is ever in their prime again
And I think it's gonna be a long, long time
til Tebow every plays a down of ball again
And I think it's gonna be a long, long time
til Kiffin ever gets a job again
And I think it's gonna be a long, long time
til Monti Te'o ever gets laid again
And I think it's gonna be a long, long time
And I think it's gonna be a long, long time
And I think it's gonna be a long, long time

Wow

 

[wombat7477]

I thought it was "No Brow"







j/k

Anthony Davis took his share of eyebrow

 

[johnboyhunter]

Wow

just cut and paste mixed with 3 gin and tonics

 

[1974Vol]

He has the mind of a freaking scientist a arm like a cannon and killer pocket pressence

We prefer pocket presents here on Vol Nation... just saying...thanks:loco:

 

[SDV]

He got the start when Worley went down
3rd quarter, 2nd half Alabama.
Its going to be a long fight now

I go to physics class at 8am
It's lonely being an ace in class
On such a timeless flight

And I think it's gonna be a long, long time ‘til touchDOWNS
brings me round again to find I'm not the man they think I am in Calculus
Oh no, no, no, I'm a rocket man
Rocket man, burning up SEC defenses all alone

And I think it's gonna be a long, long time ‘til touchDOWNS
brings me round again to find I'm not the man they think I am in Calculus
Oh no, no, no, I'm a rocket man
Rocket man, burning up SEC defenses all alone


The swamp ain't the place they say it is.
In fact it's full of Jorts and Mullets
And there's no one there with a half a brain.

And all this science class, I don't understand
It's just my job five days a week
A rocket man, a rocket man

And I think it's gonna be a long, long time ‘til touchDOWNS
brings me round again to find I'm not the man they think I am in Calculus
Oh no, no, no, I'm a rocket man
Rocket man, burning up SEC defenses all alone

And I think it's gonna be a long, long time ‘til touchDOWNS
brings me round again to find I'm not the man they think I am in Calculus
Oh no, no, no, I'm a rocket man
Rocket man, burning up SEC defenses all alone

And I think it's gonna be a long, long time
til Peterman or Worley see the field again
And I think it's gonna be a long, long time
til Florida is ever in their prime again
And I think it's gonna be a long, long time
til Tebow every plays a down of ball again
And I think it's gonna be a long, long time
til Kiffin ever gets a job again
And I think it's gonna be a long, long time
til Monti Te'o ever gets laid again
And I think it's gonna be a long, long time
And I think it's gonna be a long, long time
And I think it's gonna be a long, long time

You must be single

 

[johnboyhunter]

You must be single

You must not have computer skills or creative mind.

5 mins MAX. You think I actually retyped all of this?Cut/paste and change a few words.

I'm musical but not single. Did this when wife tucking little one in bed. Great song.

 

[Brave Volunteer]

I say let him win a game or two for us first before we crown him with a nickname.

 

[johnboyhunter]

By tucking little one in bed, do you mean......
Never mind. I don't want to know.

really.... nothing to see here... move on. Yeah my little one... 2yrs 8mths. Not your little one.... 3 1/8 "

 

[chattavol420]

I love it. Johnny football ain't got nothing on n our qb's nickname.

 

[dave956]

Astro Glide....he's smooth and can fit in tight spots.

Her-hee…I see what you did there…

 

[1974Vol]

I like the nicknames but lets not put too much on this kid. He will have played a good game win or lose if he does the following:

1. Gets the team in the right play without delay of game or time out called.
2. Doesn't turn the ball over.
3. Makes the plays that are there to be made (hits wide open receivers, hands the ball off cleanly, handles the snaps, etc.)
4. Doesn't try to make plays that aren't there ( throws into double coverage, throws it away and lives to fight another down)

If some of ya'll are looking for the second coming of Johnny football you are going to be disappointed.

 

[Weezer]

Why is everyone picking on this poor johnboy guy? It's okay to be a horrible songwriter with no life.

I'm not sure I like the Rocket Man nickname. But then again, it may be fitting. Elton likes tight ends and wide receivers too.

 

[VOLSGET IT DONE]

Aero dobbs

 

[butchna]

Why is everyone picking on this poor johnboy guy? It's okay to be a horrible songwriter with no life.

I'm not sure I like the Rocket Man nickname. But then again, it may be fitting. Elton likes tight ends and wide receivers too.

Yeah!...hahaha...because...lol:lol:Elton...ost-4-1090547912: ...I don't get it:fool:

 

[VOLorNuttin]

I kinda like Dobbs...

Or Joshua...kinda suits him, I think.

 

[VOLorNuttin]

The real pooter pirate.

fyp

 

[AllVolForLife_16]

He got the start when Worley went down
3rd quarter, 2nd half Alabama.
Its going to be a long fight now

I go to physics class at 8am
It's lonely being an ace in class
On such a timeless flight

And I think it's gonna be a long, long time ‘til touchDOWNS
brings me round again to find I'm not the man they think I am in Calculus
Oh no, no, no, I'm a rocket man
Rocket man, burning up SEC defenses all alone

And I think it's gonna be a long, long time ‘til touchDOWNS
brings me round again to find I'm not the man they think I am in Calculus
Oh no, no, no, I'm a rocket man
Rocket man, burning up SEC defenses all alone


The swamp ain't the place they say it is.
In fact it's full of Jorts and Mullets
And there's no one there with a half a brain.

And all this science class, I don't understand
It's just my job five days a week
A rocket man, a rocket man

And I think it's gonna be a long, long time ‘til touchDOWNS
brings me round again to find I'm not the man they think I am in Calculus
Oh no, no, no, I'm a rocket man
Rocket man, burning up SEC defenses all alone

And I think it's gonna be a long, long time ‘til touchDOWNS
brings me round again to find I'm not the man they think I am in Calculus
Oh no, no, no, I'm a rocket man
Rocket man, burning up SEC defenses all alone

And I think it's gonna be a long, long time
til Peterman or Worley see the field again
And I think it's gonna be a long, long time
til Florida is ever in their prime again
And I think it's gonna be a long, long time
til Tebow every plays a down of ball again
And I think it's gonna be a long, long time
til Kiffin ever gets a job again
And I think it's gonna be a long, long time
til Monti Te'o ever gets laid again
And I think it's gonna be a long, long time
And I think it's gonna be a long, long time
And I think it's gonna be a long, long time

This is one of those posts where you read it, and you get that sudden feeling of regret soon after. I need a drink.

 

[rynrem]

Manufactured nicknames usually don't stick.

You can't manufacture Inspirado

 

[WoodsmanVol]

Maybe one of the following?

Astro-man

Volunteer Engineer

Astro-Vol

Orange Engineer

Missile Launcher

Missile Man Dobbs

Mr. Launch

Lob Dobber

String-bean Stinger

Dart Dobber

Dynamite Man

Joshua Ju-Ju

SSD = short for signed, sealed, and delivered

JD

Dauntless Dobb

Every time he throws a TD, the stadium should shout, "You've been Dobb Damned!"