Sometimes My Mind Isn't Mine

[WoodsmanVol]

These things don't happen, but it did anyway. Just fanciful thinking is all it is. That and a wild imagination of a bourbon saturated mind, topped off with vodka chasers. Yet there it was all the same. Three fourths of the Gator football team entered the portal, a shocking event in and of itself. Fearing a Tennessee type crash and burn after firing a somewhat iconic coach, least that's the theory. Then, every one of those players opted to transfer to Tennessee, which provoked a question among the Vols fans. Under the circumstances, are we now VolsGators, or GatorVols? Ridiculous! Such a thing would never happen, except it did according to the stuff that was in the bottle.

 

[Hunerwadel]

Suggestion: Leave the thought experiments to Einstein.

Edit: PS, find a therapist for your drinking problem.