Spartanburg man arrested for shoplifting

[golfballs]

govols/cc, what were you doing yesterday at 11:11 am?

Man, 22, Ended Up In Handcuffs After He "Pulled A Pocket Pussy Out Of His Pants" | The Smoking Gun

Cops summoned to the Priscilla McCall’s store in Spartanburg were told by a female employee that Shane Gregory was in the shop “asking her questions about the different products,” adding that she “showed him a few items.”

The worker, Mary Jane McGraw, told police that she was familiar with Gregory (pictured at right) since he had previously filled out an application to work at Priscilla McCall’s, a 27-store chain catering to “customers wishing to enhance their relationship or to those just wanting to have fun.”

McGraw told cops that Gregory was “acting strangely,” and set off the business’s “security device” as he exited the store. McGraw confronted Gregory and asked him to empty his pockets.

Gregory initially fished out a condom from his pocket, which prompted McGraw to ask what else he had.

 

[Nerd-Vol]

Priscilla McCall’s, a 27-store chain catering to “customers wishing to enhance their relationship or to those just wanting to have fun.”

Awfully wordy description for a liquor store.

 

[govols/cc]

Ha. I think that's an "adult" store.

 

[vol_in_ar]

Could have gone with a fleshlight

 

[govols/cc]

Not the first shoplifter to make the news from that store.

 

[YankeeVol]

Lulz

 

[vader]

I remember in the early days of PDAs when the "Pocket PC" was a thing. It always made me laugh.

 

[ainge10heisman]

"After six hours in custody, Gregory’s release came last night at 6:48 PM. That likely would have occurred earlier had McGraw not caught him with the purloined pocket *****."

Haha cant believe no one else has caught that yet.

 

[hmanvolfan]

Sparty?

 

[golfballs]

Teen busted for stealing Rock Hard erection cream, handcuffs, and Deep Throat desensitizing spray from mall  - NY Daily News

I guess this is common in Spartanburg. Buncha freaks!