mtsuraider06
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Maryland vs. Duke - 4:30 EST
Tennessee vs. Gonzaga - 6:30 EST
Regional Final on Monday, likely the late game as Albany will also play their Final that night. Probably 9:00-9:30 EST.
DVR the wedding and watch the game live.
Suggestion for what it is worth, two days before said wedding, complain about inconsiderate people who bring their nasty colds to work instead of staying at home. Get just a little cough thing going, don't overdue but just enough where everyone is aware of the possibility of you catching a cold. The next day, step up the coughing, and start saying things like, "I will be mad as hell if I have to miss this wedding because of a cold". Do not overact. Get a big bag of cough drops and make sure everyone know you are eating them like candy. Get the flavored ones, they taste better. It also helps to rub your chest with Vicks vapor rub at bedtime. Occasionally blow your nose for effect, make sure you complain about a stuffy nose and not feeling great. The day of the wedding lay around in bed and complain how bad you feel and all you want to do is lay around. Then let everyone know that the only thing that is stopping you from attending the wedding is the possibility of spreading your cold to the bride and groom and those attending the wedding. Everyone will be impressed that you are such a considerate guy. Key element don't mention the Lady Vols and the time they play. If it is brought up act surprised. Remember don't brag if it works because no one will believe you are ever sick again.
DVR the wedding and watch the game live.
Suggestion for what it is worth, two days before said wedding, complain about inconsiderate people who bring their nasty colds to work instead of staying at home. Get just a little cough thing going, don't overdue but just enough where everyone is aware of the possibility of you catching a cold. The next day, step up the coughing, and start saying things like, "I will be mad as hell if I have to miss this wedding because of a cold". Do not overact. Get a big bag of cough drops and make sure everyone know you are eating them like candy. Get the flavored ones, they taste better. It also helps to rub your chest with Vicks vapor rub at bedtime. Occasionally blow your nose for effect, make sure you complain about a stuffy nose and not feeling great. The day of the wedding lay around in bed and complain how bad you feel and all you want to do is lay around. Then let everyone know that the only thing that is stopping you from attending the wedding is the possibility of spreading your cold to the bride and groom and those attending the wedding. Everyone will be impressed that you are such a considerate guy. Key element don't mention the Lady Vols and the time they play. If it is brought up act surprised. Remember don't brag if it works because no one will believe you are ever sick again.
Very interesting advice. Tell me, when do you get out for good behavior ? :thumbsup:
DVR the wedding and watch the game live.
Suggestion for what it is worth, two days before said wedding, complain about inconsiderate people who bring their nasty colds to work instead of staying at home. Get just a little cough thing going, don't overdue but just enough where everyone is aware of the possibility of you catching a cold. The next day, step up the coughing, and start saying things like, "I will be mad as hell if I have to miss this wedding because of a cold". Do not overact. Get a big bag of cough drops and make sure everyone know you are eating them like candy. Get the flavored ones, they taste better. It also helps to rub your chest with Vicks vapor rub at bedtime. Occasionally blow your nose for effect, make sure you complain about a stuffy nose and not feeling great. The day of the wedding lay around in bed and complain how bad you feel and all you want to do is lay around. Then let everyone know that the only thing that is stopping you from attending the wedding is the possibility of spreading your cold to the bride and groom and those attending the wedding. Everyone will be impressed that you are such a considerate guy. Key element don't mention the Lady Vols and the time they play. If it is brought up act surprised. Remember don't brag if it works because no one will believe you are ever sick again.
well thought out,how well is it working for you ?