Start growin them staches

[milohimself]

Bill Seeks Tax Breaks for Men (and Women) with Facial Hair - chicagotribune.com

This could be the silver bullet that will solve all of our problems.

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

wait, what?

 

[milohimself]

You read that right. $250 mustache tax credit. Boom.

 

[volsforever27]

Skylar was just ahead of the curve.

 

[golfballs]

I'm glad lawmakers are tackling the important issues

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

Tom Selleck approves this thread

 

[Nerd-Vol]

I'm glad Republicans are tackling the important issues

Fyp.

 

[n_huffhines]

You read that right. $250 mustache tax credit. Boom.

Yeah, but what if you charge for mustache rides? Still get a tax credit?

 

[Nerd-Vol]

Yeah, but what if you charge for mustache rides? Still get a tax credit?

Tax write off in my opinion. Call any payments, donations.

 

[Pepe_Silvia]

Been growing one since November.

Pretty kick ass 'stache if I do say so myself.

 

[n_huffhines]

In the interest of fairness:

“Congressman Bartlett has referred their proposal to the Ways and Means Committee, without commenting on the merit of the bill,” Lisa Wright, Bartlett’s press secretary, told me. The House Ways and Means Committee, Wright explained, has jurisdiction since the Stache Act is a tax bill.

Wright was then asked that since Bartlett referred the bill with comment, would she be able to comment on her boss’s opinion of the proposed legislation. “Congressman Bartlett merely referred it without recommendation,” Wright told me after a big pause.

Staffer Refers Mustache Bill to Committee, Without Congressman's Consent | The Weekly Standard

 

[RespectTradition]

Will someone please tell me that Leap Day is like April Fool's day or something? This has to be an Onion article that Chicago Trib just reprinted.

Right?

 

[milohimself]

Will someone please tell me that Leap Day is like April Fool's day or something? This has to be an Onion article that Chicago Trib just reprinted.

Right?

Apparently Bartlett disavowed being associated with it. Pretty much a joke as far as I know.

But my mustache is coming in nicely, and I'd like to be able to write off some care products for it.

 

[utvolpj]

I require products to prevent my stache from growing. Definitely taking this credit

 

[n_huffhines]

Apparently Bartlett disavowed being associated with it. Pretty much a joke as far as I know.

But my mustache is coming in nicely, and I'd like to be able to write off some care products for it.

Getting your "March Stacheness" on?

 

[milohimself]

Getting your "March Stacheness" on?

Haven't quit since no shave November.

 

[n_huffhines]

Haven't quit since no shave November.

Even if I could grow a stache (my baby face can only do a goat), I wouldn't. In SLC I'd get profiled as a hipster and nobody would respect me (assuming some do respect me now).

 

[milohimself]

I'm lucky. Just facial hair won't cut it here. I got the beard and all, but I my glasses aren't thick frame, my jeans fit normally and I don't wear a beanie unless it's actually cold out. So I dont look like a hipster.

 

[n_huffhines]

I'm lucky. Just facial hair won't cut it here. I got the beard and all, but I my glasses aren't thick frame, my jeans fit normally and I don't wear a beanie unless it's actually cold out. So I dont look like a hipster.

You might be alright, even on cold days as long as you leave the scarves at home

 

[milohimself]

No scarves, ever.

 

[KentheOrange]

I wonder if I can go back and claim credit for the past 30 years. A beard and moustache does wonders for covering ugly.