Stop me if you've heard this joke

[VolinArizona]

A UT fan meets a Bammer fan herding sheep in the fields

UT fan: "Hey, cool dog you got there. Mind if I speak to him?"

bammer fan: "The dog don't talk."

UT fan: "Hey dog, how's it going?"

Dog: "Doin' all right."

bammer fan: (Look of shock!)

UT fan: "Is this aggie your owner?" (pointing at the bammer fan)

Dog: "Yep."

UT fan: "How does he treat you?"

Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes me to the lake once a week to play."

bammer fan: (Look of total disbelief)

UT fan: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"

bammer fan: "The horse doesn't talk."

UT fan: "Hey horse, how's it going?"

Horse: "Great"

bammer fan: (Extreme look of shock!)

UT fan: "Is this your owner?" (pointing to the bammer fan)

Horse: "Yep."

UT fan: "How's he treat you?"

Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking, he rides me brushes me down often, and keeps me in a lean-to to protect me from the elements."

bammer fan: (Look of total amazement)

UT fan: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"

bammer fan: "Sheep lie."

 

[OWB]

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[volmanjr]

Omg!!!