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malinoisvol

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What is the strangest voice/written message you've ever received?

My wife got a text on her phone about 2 years ago that read:

"I buried the body. What next?"

I researched the number and all I got was no service provider.

Freaky!
 
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#2
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I got a text from an old drug dealer of mine's girlfriend detailing all the things she wanted me to do to her and vice versa, while he watched, and then an itemized list of the free drugs I'd get for services rendered.
 
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apevol said:
I got a text from an old drug dealer of mine's girlfriend detailing all the things she wanted me to do to her and vice versa, while he watched, and then an itemized list of the free drugs I'd get for services rendered.
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Chika chika wowow. Wait, was she a hottie?
 
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#5
I got a text asking if I was still willing to host a party for a new "green" cleaning brand for household cleaning from a strange number. I replied, "what great timing I just did the job and there's blood everywhere, do you think it'll work on that?" They never answered.
 
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joevol33 said:
I got a text asking if I was still willing to host a party for a new "green" cleaning brand for household cleaning from a strange number. I replied, "what great timing I just did the job and there's blood everywhere, do you think it'll work on that?" They never answered.
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That's funny right there! Haha
 
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I got this, not really strange, just annoying. If i told you it's the wrong number, telling me who you are doesn't change that fact.
 

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My ex wife got one once and the guy said hello and she kept saying who is this ? And the guy said wait I am almost finished dont hang up
 
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Got this a week or so ago. It scared the piss out of me.
 

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I got a voice mail once telling a guy to go over and "get black on the lady at the Crazy Buffet because she's ignoring our calls".

The Crazy Buffet was soon closed...

(the written word doesn't come close to doing this call justice)
 
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I got a call from "UPS" on a Sunday saying they were trying to deliver a package to me and I wasn't home. I was literally two feet from the door on the couch with the door open. And it was Sunday.

Traced the number to Jamaica. So I locked the door and went golfing.
 
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Not strange really, but I have a Knoxville area code and there's a social worker who lives in Knoxville with the same number as mine except she has a Nashville area code. I get phone calls fairly often intended for her from old people asking for help. I obviously feel obligated to help. I try to tell these old people to dial 615 first, but they get confused and never remember. So often I'm relaying messages to the social worker. She said she's very clear with everyone that she has a 615 area code but they're old and they forget.
 
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