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Jethro in jail for wreckin' Tubberville's Cadillac

article: It was a wild one in Knoxville last night as UT hosted the Allbarn Tigers.
As time was ticking away in the 4th quarter, UA handed the ball off to their go-to man Cadaillac Williams. In one of the first times that he broke through the UT "D" line all night and appeared to be heading for a little day-night light, Jethro Clampit seized the opportunity and jumped on his back and began pimp-slappin' Caddy till they got down to the 18 yard line and then for some unknown reason caddy took a left turn toward the Auburn fan section in what most people watching agreed was an attempt to get some help with the situation. That's when Jethro commenced to doing the unthinkable. In the first time since his famous incident in 2003, Jethro began to totally over-haul caddy's engine. Yep, right there in front of all his fans. Digital pictures soon forthcoming. It took authorities a good 30 minutes to separate Jethro from that Caddy. After the incident Jethro commenting from his jail cell stated he read the scoreboard wrong. Had he known UT was leading by such a large margin, the incident never would have occured. As part of his sentencing, Jethro will perform 40 hours of community service as he helps local wildlife authorities better protect endangered eagles and tigers in the Flag Pond community.
 
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Uh ,I take back that welcome Jethro,your a complete immature moron.We don't need that trashy ignorant talk in here.Your a loser in life and a loser here.
 
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Like 'ya really know about my life...your life is an open book as documented by the number of hours you spend wastin' it on this board...Jethro sayz get a life ...if 'ya ever come to Flag Pond, look out ...tee hee.hee
 
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If we ever come to Flag Pond and need somebody to pump gas for us, we'll come see you. :D
 
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Originally posted by GAVol@Oct 2, 2004 3:45 PM
If we ever come to Flag Pond and need somebody to pump gas for us, we'll come see you. :D

What's flag pond?
 

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