doozer
Matthew 6:2
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the weekend that was (by 4 people):
156 beers consumed
-3 cases of Keystone Light
-2 case Natty Light
-1.5 cases of Busch
19.5 beers a person, per day
5 lbs of pork loin, smoked
3 lbs hamburger meat
one dozen eggs and 12 breakfast steaks
1 pair of shorts ruined by the Talladega Short Track red clay (not mine)
1, school buses converted into a strip club
1 female, price of admission to said club
25, at least, sets of boobs seen
2, number of eyes used by me to view said boobs
quotes of the weekend:
Talladega Short Track parking attendant: "hey, that chick is smoking hot"
('chick' walks closer)
Talladega Short Track parking attendant:"wait, that's a dude"
"do you want to see it from the front or from the back?"
group: "BOTH!!"
i bought a new camera for this trip. i like what i have. one day i'll upgrade to a big dog SLR.
156 beers consumed
-3 cases of Keystone Light
-2 case Natty Light
-1.5 cases of Busch
19.5 beers a person, per day
5 lbs of pork loin, smoked
3 lbs hamburger meat
one dozen eggs and 12 breakfast steaks
1 pair of shorts ruined by the Talladega Short Track red clay (not mine)
1, school buses converted into a strip club
1 female, price of admission to said club
25, at least, sets of boobs seen
2, number of eyes used by me to view said boobs
quotes of the weekend:
Talladega Short Track parking attendant: "hey, that chick is smoking hot"
('chick' walks closer)
Talladega Short Track parking attendant:"wait, that's a dude"
"do you want to see it from the front or from the back?"
group: "BOTH!!"
i bought a new camera for this trip. i like what i have. one day i'll upgrade to a big dog SLR.