Tebow's tears for sale on Ebay

[Spens]

Though these tears have not been thoroughly tested, it is believed that a single drop may be the cure to cancer

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Vial of Tim Tebow's Tears after loss to Alabama SEC - eBay (item 170417022895 end time Dec-13-09 13:32:57 PST)

 

[utvol0427]

Haha

 

[volinbham]

nice

 

[hohenfelsvol]

Goober

 

[rattlethese]

what is sad is that people have bid on it, and right now its at $11

 

[Spens]

haha Just noticed the Question and Answers at the bottom.

Q: Can I pre-order a vial from this coming Saturday night when Tebow does not win the Heisman?
A: We can probably arrange that. haha nice one.

Q: Will these tears get my Darth Vader powers back?
A: It depends on your skills as a Sith.

Q: Tebow just announced that he is skipping the NFL draft. He is going straight to Heaven.
A: hahaha

Q: Can these tears be used to re hydrate Urban? Is it true that Tim Tebow just signed a $30,000,000 endorsement with Kleenex?
A: I have heard rumors that he signed an endorsement with Kleenex, but it could be rumors. I think it might be illegal for College players to sign endorsements of any kind.

Q: Will the tears help me perform circumcisions on little Filipino boys?
A: lol

 

[rpvol]

i bet mania is the high bidder.

 

[hohenfelsvol]

i bet mania is the high bidder.

My money is on one of these guys...

LG
2bits
5150
Posivol

 

[rpvol]

you are probably right. i'd say lg is having a special room constructed as i type to immortalize such an item. the security system alone will cost as much as my house.

 

[Spens]

My money is on one of these guys...

LG
2bits
5150
Posivol

I heard that Urban wanted to wear the vial as a necklace.

 

[Lexvol]

I just ate a piece of toast with his image on it....d'oh.

 

[VOLnMiami]

Oh for crying out loud! LMAO!!

 

[chavisut]

lol at 17 bids

 

[Co. Aytch]

What a great stocking stuffer. Would hang it above my toilet.