Tennessee jokes

[docbarnes]

TN just passed a new speeding law. If you get caught speeding-you get two free tix. 2nd offense-they make you go.

What do the Vols and Billy Graham have in common?
Both can make over a 100,000 people stand up and say Jesus Christ

Vols and a Dollar Bill? You get 4 quarters out of a dollar bill

Vols and Opossum? Both play dead at home and get killed on the road
:hi:

 

[Cincy Vol o5]

Original? I think not.

 

[docbarnes]

Did I say original? Adding some humor to the board and of course first response is from smarta**

 

[Cincy Vol o5]

:hi:

 

[docbarnes]

Cincy,

You made me smile

 

[VOLnMiami]

Faildozer...Where are You?

 

[Volsfan895]

Fail

 

[TnVolBoy]

I like the one about UT fans wearing orange to work (TDOT), gameday and hunting. I do NOT like the one about an orange just being a big fruit. lol

 

[Volsfan895]

I've heard all of these same jokes on a daily basis by my Latin teacher