Texas is going to find out the mystery is true, that they really do have a butt because a bunch of teams in the conference will hand it to them.

[indian rick]

They have always had 2 to 3 games to get up for, welcome to the big leagues where you only get 1 game off, Vandy

 

[WillisWG]

1 word for you, succinct

 

[MontyPython]

 

[VolFreakJosh]

The fake “UT”.

 

[Volunteer_Kirby]

SUCH ELOQUENCE

 

[stolitonic]

Maaaaaannn. The folks in the English department are probably praying that the OP was a music major or something lol.

 

[adam.vol]

You should check out Texas’s schedule before making predictions. Georgia is the only top half of the SEC team in Texas’s schedule. They have managed to avoid Bama, TN, Ole Miss, LSU, and Missouri. Their toughest games are Georgia, Michigan, ATM and OK. Unless Billy Bob Napier has turned things around, Texas could win 80% of their games without throwing the football.

 

[dobre_shunka]

Texas football coach marries his stripper girlfriend named 'pole assassin' - whose pet monkey allegedly attacked a child on Halloween

The Texas Longhorns' special teams coordinator, Jeff Banks, wed his stripper girlfriend, Dani Thomas, better known as pole assassin, over the weekend.

 

[wmcovol]

They can play in this league 100 yrs and will never play a more favorable schedule.

 

[LouderVol]

Texas football coach marries his stripper girlfriend named 'pole assassin' - whose pet monkey allegedly attacked a child on Halloween

The Texas Longhorns' special teams coordinator, Jeff Banks, wed his stripper girlfriend, Dani Thomas, better known as pole assassin, over the weekend.

he was also a Ohio State coach under Meyer, don't remember if he made it to Day's tenure.

that is their pet monkey, there was scandal where it attacked someone.

he got kicked out because he was buying sex toys with OSU money, from OSU computers, and having them shipped to his OSU office. IIRC it was not one or two.

I think he was tied up in some other computer scandal too, changing grades or something.

 

[Boston Vol]

he was also a Ohio State coach under Meyer, don't remember if he made it to Day's tenure.

that is their pet monkey, there was scandal where it attacked someone.

he got kicked out because he was buying sex toys with OSU money, from OSU computers, and having them shipped to his OSU office. IIRC it was not one or two.

I think he was tied up in some other computer scandal too, changing grades or something.

No, Banks has never coached at Ohio State. The coach that you’re about the sex toys is Zach Smith. He’s the one whose domestic violence history was covered up by Meyer. Or at least Meyer attempted to cover it up.

 

[LouderVol]

No, Banks has never coached at Ohio State. The coach that you’re about the sex toys is Zach Smith. He’s the one whose domestic violence history was covered up by Meyer. Or at least Meyer attempted to cover it up.

wow, I completely had the wrong guy.

 

[SayUWantAreVOLution]

In other TX news, Sark is getting a divorce.

While I hope dating is a distraction for him, I hope he retains his sobriety.

As an aside, I think it's almost impossible for the spouse of a big-time college coach to have a demanding career.

Texas football coach Steve Sarkisian, wife Loreal, announce divorce | Sporting News

The football coaching lifestyle is both brutal and unforgiving.

www.sportingnews.com

 

[StarRaider]

As an aside, I think it's almost impossible for the spouse of a big-time college coach to have a demanding career.

I was thinking about this last week regarding the BaseVols and if this was a at least part of the equation that makes CTV ultrasuccessful... I just wish I had a couple of hundred extra words to express this comment.